Anon follows his heart | /r/Greentext
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![File: me on a daily basis.jpg (98 KB, 1080x1079) Piease be my darling I have nobody O Anonymous 10/13/21(Wed)02:02:15 No.65742985 [Reply] >>65743937 >>65744579 >Talking to a friend, conversation turns to how desperate I am to have a girlfriend >"Trust me anon," he says, "You don't even know what have a girlfriend is like, how could you want one?" >l get defensive and even though I haven't had one before, I still have a general idea of what having a girlfriend would be like >"Okay," he says, "Name something you'd want a girlfriend for that'd she do everyday BESIDES cooking, cleaning, or anything else a live-in-maid would do" >l quickly reply "Send me cute photos of herself to cheer me through the work day" >My friend just stares at me and says "You don't need a girlfriend for that, girls do that all the time" >l disagree and he starts to laugh and says "watch this" as he pulls out his phone >He scrolls through his phone and quickly texts three girls the same the same question "What's the fit for today?" >Within five minutes all three girls have replied to him with photos, one of which is the girl in a towel with the caption "Showers after the gym are the best!" >My friend says to me, "This is just want girls do, man. You don't need a girlfriend just make some friends who are girls and you'll get pics." Is this true? I'm still in shock at his display of social prowess over me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/223/203/e3e.png "I never seen so much social power | /r/Greentext")
