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Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)12:25:40 No.65304225 Am I gay? >be me >went to gym as usual >saw new guy, ripped af, doing bench press >suddenly feel heart beating fast, body heating 40 KB PNG up >he walks by me, i kinda blurt out a "hey whats up" and get flustered >looks at me weird, continues with his day >wondered if i were gay i would suck him off so bad >got instant erection as i was having those thoughts >went to the restroom and splashed water into my face >all those thoughts went away in an instant I'm scared l'm gonna have those thoughts again tomorrow when I see him. What do I do guys? Is this normal?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon hates his country | /r/Greentext

>Be me 100% JESUS >Born Brazilian >F------ hate it, but at least I'm 1% and white >Spend my entire life being disgusted by local culture and trying to get away from it >Learn english so I can 100 KB JPG communicate with foreigns >Feel superior to the rest of the scum here >When I'm abroad and people ask me where I'm from I just say Portugal, this way they don't look at me like I'm a dirty South American >When I'm abroad I also cringe when I hear people speaking brazilian portuguese >Outta nowhere though I realize that everyone I love, like family, friends and my girl, as well as many people I respect professionally are Brazilian after all >Take a deep look inside and realize something >I don't hate people because they are Brazilian, I just hate poor people, and it just happens that there are a lot of them here >Feels better

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anon fucks up in front of his whole family | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)16:55:24 No.862676810 /b/ros i f----- up really bad >be me >boringfamilydinner.mp4 >boomerdiscusion.mp3 >" the economic crisis is really bad,insecurity is rising,Igbt people are going to far" etc. >autism kicks in 150 KB PNG >get out of my chair and scream: " THE JEWS DID IT ! " in front of my entire f------ family >everyone stares at me in silence while i realise the consequences of my action now i have to see a psychologist and my whole family thinks that i'm litteraly hitler. I tried to say that it was a joke but they didn't believe me. what do ? : Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)16:56:44 No.862676849 Double down. Become a Nazi. Good luck retard : Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)16:57:33 No.862676873 redpill the psychologist : Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)16:57:42 No.862676881 Become a nazi

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its sad because its true | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/10/19(Wed)22:32:53 No.797091776 >be me >wake up tired >go to school >spend time with friends >do presentation 290 KB JPG >goes well >see crush >goes well >eat lunch >goes well >get a bunch of my final grades >allgoodinthehood.gif >order a deck of cards >order one for my best friend >text my other best friend >life's not always great but sometimes it is and I want to be here for it

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Anon is a patriot | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/08/14(Mon)02:32:53 No. 15551545 > >>15551574 File: 4953950909335 jpg (15 KB, 225x225) >>15551463 > be me > be free true patriot American citizen > constantly scan radio for signs of global problem > hear that Israel may have bombed Syria > Four of my five chins wobble in slight panic > Go to /pol/, the last bastion of true news > oh my God > /pol/ has been shut down > start to panic > take 30 minutes to rise from my chair > legs straining under 500lbs of weight > grab my emergency kit > cheetos > doritos > dew > l----- pom I printed off the internet > BB gun to scare people > start to run toward basement > oh wait > I'm already there, suckitnewfags jpg > take defensive position > start crying > I may never seen my little pony again > belly rolls start to jiggle in fear > door to basement opens > openfire.png > hit the k--- muslim liberal f--- > f--- yeah > "What the f--- anon?!" > Oh it's mom. > "Sory mom." > Start crying > Mom asks if I want hot pockets > S-- so hard I s--- myself > She sighs and says something about abortion > Load up an conspiracy youtube video about jews > masturbate into hot pocket until I fall asleep > WWIII averted for another day

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Mommy Milkers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)14:26:41 No.65302637 >>65302705 >>65302731 >>65302768 >>65302792 >>65302814 >>65303183 >>65303247 >>65303329 >>65303346 > Wife loses pregnancy at 19 weeks, falls into deep depression > Lie next to her in bed, head across her lap, doze off > Feel someing being rubbed on my lips > wake up, wife is holding t---- with tears streaming down her face > still swollen from pregnancy. Milk was just starting to come in. > primal reflexes kick in, latch on and just start suckling > Her arms are around me like a warm blanket. > She is rocking me back and forth, humming a lullaby. Her voice is shaky, she's crying. > in those moments, all my fear and anxiety fade into nothing and it is just us. realize as long as we are together everything will be ok. > nipple slips out of mouth, she shushes me and pops it back in. > My c-- narrowly misses splattering the winshield of the ISS as it rockets towards Jupiter. > this becomes our new shared fetish. This was months ago. She just found out she is prego again and l'll be damned if this lil n---- is gonna cuck me out of my t---- time.

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Anon is at a crossroads | /r/Greentext

>>65299343 >The virgin therapist >Will stare blankly at you while you pour your guts out for them >Will send you home the minute 200 KB JPG your appointment is over >You walk home, nothing's changed, you still feel like s--- just the same >Will eventually lead you to a psychiatrist that will have you hooked on poisonous medicine for life >At the end of the day, it's just another normie for you to have normie conversations with >The chad gym >Will give you some SERIOUS endorphine rushes >Will make you look better and care more about looks / clothes / hygiene >Watching your body transform little by little is giving you that much-needed confidence boost >All of a sudden now I feel like cleaning my room when I get back from a session >S---'s so powerful I eventually start even making small talk with folks there >Suddenly I can look other people in the eye >Bitches think you're one hot nerd >Will make you start to think about what you eat >That healthy food starts working on issues like depression too Just try it anon please

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Tendie Expert PhD | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)15:01:01 No.65302162 >be me >mommy's 475 lbs 28 yo Tendie Expert PhD with minoring in Honey Mussy Studies >GBP board: empty >mommy: crying >plate: empty >rolling in my s--- throwing tantrum 91 KB JPG shrieking >mommy' s voice is shaking Anon.. please... mommy begs you to stop.... *s--* we have an agreement... you don't have enough GBPS for chicken tenders... what don't you understand, honey? *s--* you've eaten three times this day already >TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES >overall, pretty normal boring day >I REEEEEE, hiccup and begin choking on my salvia >everything goes black, the last thing I see is mommy calling an ambulance >wake up >this is not my crib, nor the playpen >the walls are white, I stare at the unknown ceiling >our house had another room all this time?? >some Chads in doctor clothes sit in front of my bed Oh hello Anon! Welcome to the State's Hospital for Mentally Il and Handicapped Adults! You don't have to worry, all your toys were taken here as well >MOMMY MOMMY WHERE MOMMY Your mother is not here, Anon. She has decided that she cannot support you anymore, so put you in our care. >BABY WANTS HIS MOMMY NOW NOW!!!! WHERE BREKKY WHERE OUR KITCHEN, BEHIND THIS WALL????? Our Hospital is not your home, Anon. It's outside. >"Outside"? W-- is this weird place? I have some vague memories from when I was a wee lad, but it was nothing like this white walls! The floor was green and tingly, and a shining circle was above!!!! >CHAD DECEIVERS!!!! YOU LIE!!! >menacingly s--- myself, descend from the bed and roll towards them aggressively >they put me in a small room with soft walls >tfw no tendies

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Your reputation recedes you | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)03:04:57 No.65300498 >be me >desperate depressed and lonely >want a cutie gf to fix my life >decide to ask crush out >send her a message and she doesn't reply 5 KB JPG >send her another message telling her how desperate i am for love and how she could help me get through this rough patch >she says she doesn't even know me (to be fair this is the first time l've messaged her) >tell her Im on the verge of suicide and that I know she isn't dating anyone and it would help me if she dated me just long enough to get cured >bitch calls me an incel for some reason >consider paying her but decide to not sink to that level >tell her I'm caring and loving and would kiss her all the time and give her the best things >she says its not her problem and get blocked what kind of sociopath bitch blocks someone who just told them they are on the verge of suicide? anons how can I get back at her?

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Anon still thinks about someone who won't ever love them. | /r/Greentext

27m (9/8 0:29) · 862662603 GIF · 700KB · (940 × 676) 1 Reply >>862661620 >Dated girl for 2 years >During that time she was abusive >She would slap me a lot randomly >Call me a p------------ >Say things like "I don't know why I love you" >But I loved the f------ hell out of her >The sex was amazing >She was absolutely beautiful >Tall with brown hair and brown eyes >She would always cling to me everywhere we went >And randomly kiss me and hug me >One day she flat out says "I don't love you anymore" >Feels like someone stabbed me in the chest >"I don't think I could ever love you again" >Beg her to tell me why >Literally hugging her legs trying to stop her from leaving >She looks down at me and simply says "Because you're...you" >She walks out of my house and just flat out leaves >Removed me from everything and never spoke to me again >Still think about her every single day

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Sire, this man hath not lain with a woman for 27 harvests. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)02:34:04 No.155984055 >Pray tell, who leads this inquisition? >Tis I, my Lor- >Not henceforth. 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)02:44:21 No.155984471 >my liege, this man that we pursue, it seems he does naught but spend his days in idleness >He does no work? >no my lord >but how does he feed his wife and children? >he has none, sire >ls he not a man well into the summer of his life? >verily, my lord, but he lives as though still a child, we have on good account he hath never lain with a woman >You would have me believe this knave be the worst sort of simpleton, but nay, it cannot be, tis a ruse >Aye, my lord as you say, he must be a hermit of most puissant art to remain so chaste and humble all his life, we dare not approach him carelessly >>155985405 # >>155987033 # >>155987125 # >>155987214 # >>155987822 # >>155987947 # >>155991171 # >>155992052 # >>155992738 >>155995006 # >>155995763 # >>155999056 # >>155999699 # >>156000335 # >>156000395 # >>156000820 # >>156001040 #

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