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: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)15:01:01 No.65302162 >be me >mommy's 475 lbs 28 yo Tendie Expert PhD with minoring in Honey Mussy Studies >GBP board: empty >mommy: crying >plate: empty >rolling in my s--- throwing tantrum 91 KB JPG shrieking >mommy' s voice is shaking Anon.. please... mommy begs you to stop.... *s--* we have an agreement... you don't have enough GBPS for chicken tenders... what don't you understand, honey? *s--* you've eaten three times this day already >TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES >overall, pretty normal boring day >I REEEEEE, hiccup and begin choking on my salvia >everything goes black, the last thing I see is mommy calling an ambulance >wake up >this is not my crib, nor the playpen >the walls are white, I stare at the unknown ceiling >our house had another room all this time?? >some Chads in doctor clothes sit in front of my bed Oh hello Anon! Welcome to the State's Hospital for Mentally Il and Handicapped Adults! You don't have to worry, all your toys were taken here as well >MOMMY MOMMY WHERE MOMMY Your mother is not here, Anon. She has decided that she cannot support you anymore, so put you in our care. >BABY WANTS HIS MOMMY NOW NOW!!!! WHERE BREKKY WHERE OUR KITCHEN, BEHIND THIS WALL????? Our Hospital is not your home, Anon. It's outside. >"Outside"? W-- is this weird place? I have some vague memories from when I was a wee lad, but it was nothing like this white walls! The floor was green and tingly, and a shining circle was above!!!! >CHAD DECEIVERS!!!! YOU LIE!!! >menacingly s--- myself, descend from the bed and roll towards them aggressively >they put me in a small room with soft walls >tfw no tendies

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)15:01:01 No.65302162 >be me >mommy's 475 lbs 28 yo Tendie Expert PhD with minoring in Honey Mussy Studies >GBP board: empty >mommy: crying >plate: empty >rolling in my s--- throwing tantrum 91 KB JPG shrieking >mommy' s voice is shaking Anon.. please... mommy begs you to stop.... *s--* we have an agreement... you don't have enough GBPS for chicken tenders... what don't you understand, honey? *s--* you've eaten three times this day already >TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES >overall, pretty normal boring day >I REEEEEE, hiccup and begin choking on my salvia >everything goes black, the last thing I see is mommy calling an ambulance >wake up >this is not my crib, nor the playpen >the walls are white, I stare at the unknown ceiling >our house had another room all this time?? >some Chads in doctor clothes sit in front of my bed Oh hello Anon! Welcome to the State's Hospital for Mentally Il and Handicapped Adults! You don't have to worry, all your toys were taken here as well >MOMMY MOMMY WHERE MOMMY Your mother is not here, Anon. She has decided that she cannot support you anymore, so put you in our care. >BABY WANTS HIS MOMMY NOW NOW!!!! WHERE BREKKY WHERE OUR KITCHEN, BEHIND THIS WALL????? Our Hospital is not your home, Anon. It's outside. >"Outside"? W-- is this weird place? I have some vague memories from when I was a wee lad, but it was nothing like this white walls! The floor was green and tingly, and a shining circle was above!!!! >CHAD DECEIVERS!!!! YOU LIE!!! >menacingly s--- myself, descend from the bed and roll towards them aggressively >they put me in a small room with soft walls >tfw no tendies

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