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: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)15:01:01 No.65302162 >be me >mommy's 475 lbs 28 yo Tendie Expert PhD with minoring in Honey Mussy Studies >GBP board: empty >mommy: crying >plate: empty >rolling in my s--- throwing tantrum 91 KB JPG shrieking >mommy' s voice is shaking Anon.. please... mommy begs you to stop.... *s--* we have an agreement... you don't have enough GBPS for chicken tenders... what don't you understand, honey? *s--* you've eaten three times this day already >TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES >overall, pretty normal boring day >I REEEEEE, hiccup and begin choking on my salvia >everything goes black, the last thing I see is mommy calling an ambulance >wake up >this is not my crib, nor the playpen >the walls are white, I stare at the unknown ceiling >our house had another room all this time?? >some Chads in doctor clothes sit in front of my bed Oh hello Anon! Welcome to the State's Hospital for Mentally Il and Handicapped Adults! You don't have to worry, all your toys were taken here as well >MOMMY MOMMY WHERE MOMMY Your mother is not here, Anon. She has decided that she cannot support you anymore, so put you in our care. >BABY WANTS HIS MOMMY NOW NOW!!!! WHERE BREKKY WHERE OUR KITCHEN, BEHIND THIS WALL????? Our Hospital is not your home, Anon. It's outside. >"Outside"? W-- is this weird place? I have some vague memories from when I was a wee lad, but it was nothing like this white walls! The floor was green and tingly, and a shining circle was above!!!! >CHAD DECEIVERS!!!! YOU LIE!!! >menacingly s--- myself, descend from the bed and roll towards them aggressively >they put me in a small room with soft walls >tfw no tendies

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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