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Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)14:26:41 No.65302637 >>65302705 >>65302731 >>65302768 >>65302792 >>65302814 >>65303183 >>65303247 >>65303329 >>65303346 > Wife loses pregnancy at 19 weeks, falls into deep depression > Lie next to her in bed, head across her lap, doze off > Feel someing being rubbed on my lips > wake up, wife is holding t---- with tears streaming down her face > still swollen from pregnancy. Milk was just starting to come in. > primal reflexes kick in, latch on and just start suckling > Her arms are around me like a warm blanket. > She is rocking me back and forth, humming a lullaby. Her voice is shaky, she's crying. > in those moments, all my fear and anxiety fade into nothing and it is just us. realize as long as we are together everything will be ok. > nipple slips out of mouth, she shushes me and pops it back in. > My c-- narrowly misses splattering the winshield of the ISS as it rockets towards Jupiter. > this becomes our new shared fetish. This was months ago. She just found out she is prego again and l'll be damned if this lil n---- is gonna cuck me out of my t---- time.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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>>65299343 >The virgin therapist >Will stare blankly at you while you pour your guts out for them >Will send you home the minute 200 KB JPG your appointment is over >You walk home, nothing's changed, you still feel like s--- just the same >Will eventually lead you to a psychiatrist that will have you hooked on poisonous medicine for life >At the end of the day, it's just another normie for you to have normie conversations with >The chad gym >Will give you some SERIOUS endorphine rushes >Will make you look better and care more about looks / clothes / hygiene >Watching your body transform little by little is giving you that much-needed confidence boost >All of a sudden now I feel like cleaning my room when I get back from a session >S---'s so powerful I eventually start even making small talk with folks there >Suddenly I can look other people in the eye >Bitches think you're one hot nerd >Will make you start to think about what you eat >That healthy food starts working on issues like depression too Just try it anon please

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: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)15:01:01 No.65302162 >be me >mommy's 475 lbs 28 yo Tendie Expert PhD with minoring in Honey Mussy Studies >GBP board: empty >mommy: crying >plate: empty >rolling in my s--- throwing tantrum 91 KB JPG shrieking >mommy' s voice is shaking Anon.. please... mommy begs you to stop.... *s--* we have an agreement... you don't have enough GBPS for chicken tenders... what don't you understand, honey? *s--* you've eaten three times this day already >TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES >overall, pretty normal boring day >I REEEEEE, hiccup and begin choking on my salvia >everything goes black, the last thing I see is mommy calling an ambulance >wake up >this is not my crib, nor the playpen >the walls are white, I stare at the unknown ceiling >our house had another room all this time?? >some Chads in doctor clothes sit in front of my bed Oh hello Anon! Welcome to the State's Hospital for Mentally Il and Handicapped Adults! You don't have to worry, all your toys were taken here as well >MOMMY MOMMY WHERE MOMMY Your mother is not here, Anon. She has decided that she cannot support you anymore, so put you in our care. >BABY WANTS HIS MOMMY NOW NOW!!!! WHERE BREKKY WHERE OUR KITCHEN, BEHIND THIS WALL????? Our Hospital is not your home, Anon. It's outside. >"Outside"? W-- is this weird place? I have some vague memories from when I was a wee lad, but it was nothing like this white walls! The floor was green and tingly, and a shining circle was above!!!! >CHAD DECEIVERS!!!! YOU LIE!!! >menacingly s--- myself, descend from the bed and roll towards them aggressively >they put me in a small room with soft walls >tfw no tendies

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: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)03:04:57 No.65300498 >be me >desperate depressed and lonely >want a cutie gf to fix my life >decide to ask crush out >send her a message and she doesn't reply 5 KB JPG >send her another message telling her how desperate i am for love and how she could help me get through this rough patch >she says she doesn't even know me (to be fair this is the first time l've messaged her) >tell her Im on the verge of suicide and that I know she isn't dating anyone and it would help me if she dated me just long enough to get cured >bitch calls me an incel for some reason >consider paying her but decide to not sink to that level >tell her I'm caring and loving and would kiss her all the time and give her the best things >she says its not her problem and get blocked what kind of sociopath bitch blocks someone who just told them they are on the verge of suicide? anons how can I get back at her?

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27m (9/8 0:29) · 862662603 GIF · 700KB · (940 × 676) 1 Reply >>862661620 >Dated girl for 2 years >During that time she was abusive >She would slap me a lot randomly >Call me a p------------ >Say things like "I don't know why I love you" >But I loved the f------ hell out of her >The sex was amazing >She was absolutely beautiful >Tall with brown hair and brown eyes >She would always cling to me everywhere we went >And randomly kiss me and hug me >One day she flat out says "I don't love you anymore" >Feels like someone stabbed me in the chest >"I don't think I could ever love you again" >Beg her to tell me why >Literally hugging her legs trying to stop her from leaving >She looks down at me and simply says "Because you're...you" >She walks out of my house and just flat out leaves >Removed me from everything and never spoke to me again >Still think about her every single day

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: Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)02:34:04 No.155984055 >Pray tell, who leads this inquisition? >Tis I, my Lor- >Not henceforth. 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/08/21(Wed)02:44:21 No.155984471 >my liege, this man that we pursue, it seems he does naught but spend his days in idleness >He does no work? >no my lord >but how does he feed his wife and children? >he has none, sire >ls he not a man well into the summer of his life? >verily, my lord, but he lives as though still a child, we have on good account he hath never lain with a woman >You would have me believe this knave be the worst sort of simpleton, but nay, it cannot be, tis a ruse >Aye, my lord as you say, he must be a hermit of most puissant art to remain so chaste and humble all his life, we dare not approach him carelessly >>155985405 # >>155987033 # >>155987125 # >>155987214 # >>155987822 # >>155987947 # >>155991171 # >>155992052 # >>155992738 >>155995006 # >>155995763 # >>155999056 # >>155999699 # >>156000335 # >>156000395 # >>156000820 # >>156001040 #

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| Anonymous 09/07/21(Tue)22:16:49 No.65299774 I THLANMED MY PEMUTH >I thlammed my penith in the car door >Thlammed tho hard, caught off guard, I fell to the floor >But I gueth itth eathy when you're gifted like me >Mathematical, romantical, and lyrically free >But thith ain't about gifts or talent and you IN THE CAR DOOR 76 KB JPG know it >Thatth why I ain't no rapper, I'm a mother duckin' poet >Master rhythmical, lyrical, even though I'm thore >From when I thlammed my penith in the car door

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