![File: image 10.jpg (442 KB, 853x855) Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)01:40:58 No.65276342 [Reply] >>65276369 >>65276379 >be me, baby raging after a string of bad games >anger clouding judgement 50% >friend says "you should uninstall so bad luluz" > 200% anger >deafen >throw chair outside > no longer angry >happy pic related Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)01:45:16 No.65276369 >>65276342 (OP) I can hear my cat snoring as she sleeps.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/193/831/571.png "Anon vents while another anon can hear his cat snoring | /r/Greentext")
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![O Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)19:45:41 No.65279038 [Reply] >>65279156 >>65279165 >Always felt insecure about my penis size >Always looked smaller than the ones in p--- >Say f--- it and actually measure it >7.1 inches >far bove average for my country >Feeld good man Don't let p--- corrupt your brains bros Guys, everything will be great.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/193/792/8f3.jpg "Anon has a message. | /r/Greentext")
![File: 4fe.png (697 KB, 600x800) O Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)03:44:50 No.65277228 [Reply] ► >receive vaccination letter in the mail >wipe my ass with it >into the trash it goes >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/193/748/509.png "Anon is not getting vaccinated | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1630703377280.png (313 KB, 674x859) Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)05:22:05 No.65277427 [Reply] >>65277562 >>65277570 >be me >in high school >am a manlet, but strong and jacked from gymceling >two Chads come up to me >they're both skinny, but taller than me >they start doing their typical sharks surrounding their prey b------- >one of them has a screwdriver >grabs and tells me to hold still, tells me he's gonna take a picture with me >am kind of a p----, so say fine >he puts the screwdriver against my neck pretty hard while posing behind me >okay that does it >l into some kind of state of animalistic autism rage and am no longer thinking >Grab his screwdriver and throw it away >he starts laughing trying to grab me >I start punching the s--- out of his dumb f------ face >grab him, pick him up and throw him head first into a wall pretty hard >He falls down on his ass on the ground, looks dazed as f--- his eyes, are closed, blood is running down from the top of his head, seems unresponsive >starts making this weird ass noise that's like a mix of crying and screaming like he's dying >His friend did nothing the entire time >other high schoolers are watching in awe >basically s--- my f------ pants and run home >Graduation was in a week so I didn't come to school ever again out of fear This was 2 years ago and I still don't know what happened to him. I always wear a hat and sunglasses when going to the store so nobody recognizes me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/193/523/ee1.jpg "Read my Manifesto | /r/Greentext")
