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![File: 1630703377280.png (313 KB, 674x859) Anonymous 09/06/21(Mon)05:22:05 No.65277427 [Reply] >>65277562 >>65277570 >be me >in high school >am a manlet, but strong and jacked from gymceling >two Chads come up to me >they're both skinny, but taller than me >they start doing their typical sharks surrounding their prey b------- >one of them has a screwdriver >grabs and tells me to hold still, tells me he's gonna take a picture with me >am kind of a p----, so say fine >he puts the screwdriver against my neck pretty hard while posing behind me >okay that does it >l into some kind of state of animalistic autism rage and am no longer thinking >Grab his screwdriver and throw it away >he starts laughing trying to grab me >I start punching the s--- out of his dumb f------ face >grab him, pick him up and throw him head first into a wall pretty hard >He falls down on his ass on the ground, looks dazed as f--- his eyes, are closed, blood is running down from the top of his head, seems unresponsive >starts making this weird ass noise that's like a mix of crying and screaming like he's dying >His friend did nothing the entire time >other high schoolers are watching in awe >basically s--- my f------ pants and run home >Graduation was in a week so I didn't come to school ever again out of fear This was 2 years ago and I still don't know what happened to him. I always wear a hat and sunglasses when going to the store so nobody recognizes me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/193/523/ee1.jpg "Read my Manifesto | /r/Greentext")
