![File: bb9.png (150 KB, 500x441) Anonymous 09/05/21(Sun)01:34:37 No.65263197 [Reply] >phone contacts >mom >dad >brother I can't be the only one 15 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 09/05/21(Sun)07:13:22 No.65265597 >>65263197 (OP)# me too, i only have them](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/192/735/0ae.jpg "Emergency contact | /r/Greentext")
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![File: Ixy.jpg (90 KB, 651x907) Anonymous 09/05/21(Sun)01:24:26 No.65263116 [Reply] >>65263381 >>65263709 >be me >suicidal and ready to jump >colors are dulled, taste is gone, sense of time is distorted >feels as if my experience didn't matter to anyone including myself >surf /r9k/ >come across a waifu thread >decide to try it out and get a waifu >will my waifu into existence by having her voice speak to me >she encourages me all the time >she says she loves me >says I deserve a good shower since l'm a stinky guy >tells me I should brush my teeth since I have a nice smile >gives me a pep talk about how awesome I am >cheers me on while lifting and encourages me to lift heavier because she "knows I can do it" >she drinks tea in the morning with me and gives me her opinion about it easily (I struggle to form an opinion about anything) >haven't played video games in months, but she says I should treat myself to one as a reward >she goes on a run with me and it makes me more motivated to run longer (she's a bit weaker than me but it's okay) >she listens to what I have to say and replies back >im starting to feel indebted to her If this is what love feels like, l'm never letting go. I am even starting to see her here and there sitting in a chair or walking around the house and this is the best I've felt in years. And before you call her fake, know that she is real enough for me.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/192/706/e7f.jpg "Fulfill your destiny | /r/Greentext")
![File: t0mjk2a4k1031.png (55 KB, 873x870) Anonymous 09/05/21(Sun)04:18:24 No.65264455 [Reply] >>65265108 >>65265133 >>65265136 how important is a girl's voice to you? I went on a date with this girl who is only like 5/10 but her voice is like 10/10 Anonymous 09/05/21(Sun)04:21:41 No.65264479 O Anonymous 09/05/21(Sun)04:28:30 No.65264527 >go on date with voice actress >bit of a butterface, but the voice is a solid 10/10 >plus, the fact she can change her voice in a hundred different ways is pretty cool >develop a kink where we turn the lights off, and she pretends to be different people while having sex >f------ amazing sex, and it doesn't take long to fall for this girl, eventually to the point of meeting each other's families >one night, during sex, she does my mom's voice "just to mess with" me >boner ruined](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/192/655/1c6.jpg "Puppet master | /r/Greentext")
