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On the Outside Looking In | /r/Greentext
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![File: imsorrybutterman.png (234 KB, 470x461) Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)19:00:01 No.65259585 [Reply] >>65259697 >>65259836 >be me >at store with my sister >in checkout >my sister forgot butter of all things >she tells me to get butter >l myself am a total retard and somehow get lost >see a family (mom, dad, and kid) all looking at butter >"aha! I got you now butter!" >l go over and get the butter >lts "Irish Butter" > the guy asks me what the f--- is Irish Butter > my autism kicks in and I say "I need butter" >he sees that I am probably special needs and helps me picking out butter >he literally explains to me the inner-workings of f------ butter >the dude is really cool >I run away with the butter he picked out for me mid-sentence of him talking to me >l feel like I did something for once >I get to my sister who is wondering why I have been gone for 5 minutes >she tells me that I got a wayyy too expensive version of butter >she tells me to put it back and I do >l feel sad because butterman picked it out for me :( I'm sorry butterman... I failed you.... 5 replies omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)19:12:18 No.65259697 >>65259585 (OP) # You need to stuff butter in your a------ as punishment](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/192/491/8e4.jpg "One man’s torture is another man’s thrill | /r/Greentext")
![File: e40.jpg (33 KB, 600x605) Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)20:07:25 No.65257444 [Reply] >Be me >16 >Out on a date with first GF watching a movie in the theater >She tries to kiss me >I c-- in my pants >Such is life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/192/358/adb.png "Anon Goes on a Date | /r/Greentext")
