![File: t0mjk2a4k1031.png (55 KB, 873x870) Anonymous 09/05/21(Sun)04:18:24 No.65264455 [Reply] >>65265108 >>65265133 >>65265136 how important is a girl's voice to you? I went on a date with this girl who is only like 5/10 but her voice is like 10/10 Anonymous 09/05/21(Sun)04:21:41 No.65264479 O Anonymous 09/05/21(Sun)04:28:30 No.65264527 >go on date with voice actress >bit of a butterface, but the voice is a solid 10/10 >plus, the fact she can change her voice in a hundred different ways is pretty cool >develop a kink where we turn the lights off, and she pretends to be different people while having sex >f------ amazing sex, and it doesn't take long to fall for this girl, eventually to the point of meeting each other's families >one night, during sex, she does my mom's voice "just to mess with" me >boner ruined](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/192/655/1c6.jpg "Puppet master | /r/Greentext")
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![File: imsorrybutterman.png (234 KB, 470x461) Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)19:00:01 No.65259585 [Reply] >>65259697 >>65259836 >be me >at store with my sister >in checkout >my sister forgot butter of all things >she tells me to get butter >l myself am a total retard and somehow get lost >see a family (mom, dad, and kid) all looking at butter >"aha! I got you now butter!" >l go over and get the butter >lts "Irish Butter" > the guy asks me what the f--- is Irish Butter > my autism kicks in and I say "I need butter" >he sees that I am probably special needs and helps me picking out butter >he literally explains to me the inner-workings of f------ butter >the dude is really cool >I run away with the butter he picked out for me mid-sentence of him talking to me >l feel like I did something for once >I get to my sister who is wondering why I have been gone for 5 minutes >she tells me that I got a wayyy too expensive version of butter >she tells me to put it back and I do >l feel sad because butterman picked it out for me :( I'm sorry butterman... I failed you.... 5 replies omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 09/04/21(Sat)19:12:18 No.65259697 >>65259585 (OP) # You need to stuff butter in your a------ as punishment](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/192/491/8e4.jpg "One man’s torture is another man’s thrill | /r/Greentext")
