Anon Becomes a Hipster | /r/Greentext
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![File: 1415502294087.gif (500 KB, 500x300) O Anonymous 03/09/15(Mon)19:47:45 No.16952921 [Reply] >>16952962 >be me >was in corps for 4 years >now GI Biller >studying mechanical engineering at uni >get offered exchange with a french university in Paris >mother is french, so I know a good lot of the language >accept >while there, decide to get a little job to make extra money >get hired at Subway >working there one night, it's empty >one of my ex squadmates enter the restaurant >make eye contact "well h--------." >greet each other and start talking >turms out he's on a trip here with his wife >tell him my story >"Damn I never knew you were half-frenchie" >starts talking in this retarded fake-french accent >"Ho ho ho! I am ze french ! I eet ze baguette" >"F--- off. What sandwich do you want?" >"I eet ze one thirtee centimeeter with ze bread zat iz yellow" >"That's the flat bread" >"Oui, le flat bread" >Keeps talking like a retard >get to the veggies >"I eet ze little black circles" >"The olives?" >"Oui olives in ze yellow sub, marine!"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/182/617/4e7.jpg "anon meets an old squadmate | /r/Greentext")
