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: Anonymous 01/04/20(Sat)11:38:32 No.817682951 Why live? >be me, 4 years ago > average looking guy, maybe a 7/10 at my most fit and a 6 when I gained 15 pounds, still be in the normal bmi range for a 5' 11" dude 74 KB JPG > have interests besides 4chan and a social life yet never really met a woman i was interested in > start going to this boba tea shop all the time, teapioca lounge > cute chubby 6/10 works there, shes cute with and without makeup but she's really adorable as a person and kind > start to really hit it off, we're basically the same person > go there even when I'm not in the mood for tea, just want to see her face > after 4 months grow the balls to ask her out > she says yes > we start dating, life is amazing. Everything you could want in a woman and more. Literally my soul mate. > after 2 and a half years of going steady i propose > says yes again > immediately start planning the wedding, every day is amazing knowing that soon my best friend and I will be married > like 7 months later or less > she gets hit and killed by a drunk driver on the way home from work Why, god? Life means nothing without her. I feel like I've lost all will to keep going. Not a day goes by where I don't dream of her. I'm trapped in this hell.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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