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Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)12:14:42 No.857907810 >be me >the Fart Connoisseur >once tricked a lactose intolerant girl I was with into eating a 'dairy free' carbonara I made >f------ KEK >kept assuring her that it was fine to eat THE PR FART OF 23 KB JPG but I know she was onto me >ffw an hour and I can audibly hear her guts churning as the dairy reks her insides >can feel her anger towards me but I don't give a f--- >just want those farts >she excuses herself to the bathroom and I creep up to the door quietly >hear her immediately let one loose as she sits down to urinate >now I'm furious as I'm missing out on the good stuff >she comes out and we sit to watch a movie >grab a blanket and throw it over us >fartcocoon.flatulence >not long into the movie I hear the down under thunder >I say just let it out babe we're under the blanket >a few minutes go by and she shifts in her seat and cuts an impressive stink salute >I give it a few seconds then rip the blanket up and stick my head under >once the fragrance of poorly digested dairy and carbonara permeates my nostrils I can't control myself >it's like a potpourri of a--- Armageddon >l huff and sniff and get myself high on the fumes of her a------ >she's clearly shocked by my behaviour but I'm too addicted to care >explain to her that I f------ love farts >she gets a bit grossed out but l've perfected the art of smooth talking farts out of women >she relents and starts passing gas >l'm almost cooming because the stink is so good >she's very obviously weirded out but l'm a fiend on this stench >l eventually whip my c--- out and ask her to suck it >she leans over and gets down to business >she's sucking it hard and let's out another butthole banger and that's all it takes >l begin busting mega loads in her mouth after about a minute and a half >she swallows it and gets up >5 minutes later she says she needs to go home and leaves me with my d--- still out absolutely euphoric >such is the life of the FART CONNOISSEUR

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 06/29/21(Tue)12:14:42 No.857907810 >be me >the Fart Connoisseur >once tricked a lactose intolerant girl I was with into eating a 'dairy free' carbonara I made >f------ KEK >kept assuring her that it was fine to eat THE PR FART OF 23 KB JPG but I know she was onto me >ffw an hour and I can audibly hear her guts churning as the dairy reks her insides >can feel her anger towards me but I don't give a f--- >just want those farts >she excuses herself to the bathroom and I creep up to the door quietly >hear her immediately let one loose as she sits down to urinate >now I'm furious as I'm missing out on the good stuff >she comes out and we sit to watch a movie >grab a blanket and throw it over us >fartcocoon.flatulence >not long into the movie I hear the down under thunder >I say just let it out babe we're under the blanket >a few minutes go by and she shifts in her seat and cuts an impressive stink salute >I give it a few seconds then rip the blanket up and stick my head under >once the fragrance of poorly digested dairy and carbonara permeates my nostrils I can't control myself >it's like a potpourri of a--- Armageddon >l huff and sniff and get myself high on the fumes of her a------ >she's clearly shocked by my behaviour but I'm too addicted to care >explain to her that I f------ love farts >she gets a bit grossed out but l've perfected the art of smooth talking farts out of women >she relents and starts passing gas >l'm almost cooming because the stink is so good >she's very obviously weirded out but l'm a fiend on this stench >l eventually whip my c--- out and ask her to suck it >she leans over and gets down to business >she's sucking it hard and let's out another butthole banger and that's all it takes >l begin busting mega loads in her mouth after about a minute and a half >she swallows it and gets up >5 minutes later she says she needs to go home and leaves me with my d--- still out absolutely euphoric >such is the life of the FART CONNOISSEUR

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