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File: helianthus-yellow-flower-(.).png (332 KB, 440x450) O Anonymous 08/14/21(Sat)09:18:44 No.64972664 >be me >get picked on a lot last year > Dude in my neighborhood always gives me s---, claims it will make me stronger >spend winter in quarantine mode, working out and bettering myself. >people legit thought I was dead ff a few months > solid aesthetics, huge boost in confidence and sex drive >weather is getting warmer, girls wearing less and looking to f--- >post up outside to get some sun and show off my gains. >catch the eye of delivery girl in my neighborhood >big booty, a a little chubby but really qt. >Not exactly breeding material but she starts sucking me off right there on the street. >right as i'm about to bust, notice beta neighborfag approaching > probably wants to f--- with me again. >Decide to teach him a lesson about minding his own business >As soon as he gets close, c-- all over delivery girl's face and ass as messily as possible >JacksonPollock.jpg >Some of my superior seed flies into neighbor's eyes and nose >he immediately begins coughing and gagging, f---- off muttering under his breath. >see him again like half hour later rubbing his eyes and nose, but he keeps his distance >meanwhile, qt delivery girl is loving every drop of my sweet man nectar. >She flies off to share it with the rest of her hive. It's gonna be a good year bros.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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