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File: txw4ldr7u9271.jpg (37 KB, 575x633) Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)17:31:58 No.64963456 [Reply] >>64963825 >>64964358 >>64964377 >be me >britfag >moved back home due to pandemic >have been practicing the ancient art of autofellation for approximately ten years now >really helps you connect with your inner self and central chakra etc >used to try on the toilet, struggled for a while >one day manage to gently touch my d--- lips with my nose, sort of gently nuzzle it for a bit >smells amazing >befriend older gay man >he tells me his technique, lying on bed with arse on the wall and legs up the wall (90 degrees) >try this, instantly my gains improve >within months can fit entire bellend in mouth >after two years can basically d--------- myself >anyway, now do this about 2-3 times a week depending on my mood >usually for stress relief >doing my usual ritual in childhood bedroom (quick a--- finger until first orgasm, a bit of light sounding then autofellatio to finish) >Dad walks in just as i place my lips on my tip >don't see him but hear him gasp >freeze >he watches for about five seconds then leaves in silence This just happened about ten minutes ago. Should I leave my house and change my name? I could probably jump out my window and run to a friend's place two roads away.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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