![File: txw4ldr7u9271.jpg (37 KB, 575x633) Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)17:31:58 No.64963456 [Reply] >>64963825 >>64964358 >>64964377 >be me >britfag >moved back home due to pandemic >have been practicing the ancient art of autofellation for approximately ten years now >really helps you connect with your inner self and central chakra etc >used to try on the toilet, struggled for a while >one day manage to gently touch my d--- lips with my nose, sort of gently nuzzle it for a bit >smells amazing >befriend older gay man >he tells me his technique, lying on bed with arse on the wall and legs up the wall (90 degrees) >try this, instantly my gains improve >within months can fit entire bellend in mouth >after two years can basically d--------- myself >anyway, now do this about 2-3 times a week depending on my mood >usually for stress relief >doing my usual ritual in childhood bedroom (quick a--- finger until first orgasm, a bit of light sounding then autofellatio to finish) >Dad walks in just as i place my lips on my tip >don't see him but hear him gasp >freeze >he watches for about five seconds then leaves in silence This just happened about ten minutes ago. Should I leave my house and change my name? I could probably jump out my window and run to a friend's place two roads away.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/173/696/77a.jpg "Tear down the wall | /r/Greentext")
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
![- File: 1572965623943.jpg (312 KB, 993x558) (((p----------))) Anonymous (ID: woSallPY 08/14/21(Sat)12:27:17 No.334183109 [Reply] ► > be me, 27 > try noporn several times > fail every time after 3-21 days because it makes me feel like absolute s--- (anxiety, depression, limp d---, fatigue) > "nopornisajudenmeme".bmp > fail to realize it is just withdrawal symptoms caused by years of bathing my brain in dopamine >try again and decide to push through this time CLICK > fail > try again > fail again > letsdothis.sat > 1 month passes > withdrawal symptoms getting better > 2 months in > social anxiety and depression GONE > better posture > better breath > yes better breath, read that again > look people in the eyes while i talk with them > able to study longer and more efficiently > more confidence > able to lift more > desire to read increases > laugh about things that i usually don't find funny, more humorous in general > rock hard erections > girls start noticing me > etc. etc. p--- is killing you anons, anyone who disagrees is a shill and/or a jude. Give Noporn a try.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/173/654/cb1.png "Anon overcomes his p--- addiction | /r/Greentext")
