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File: b81.png (256 KB, 474x377) Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:40:54 No.859775897 >>859775963 be me, 21, 3 years ago >get diagnosed with severe depression >cry myself to sleep every night >social anxiety kicked in >become an incel /b/tard >parents stop talking to me and say i'm faking it >you know what, f--- you >start eating healthy >go to gym daily >lose weight >clean up my depression nest >social anxiety fading away, suddenly start striking up conversations with random people >find a job i love >one day, see 9/10 qt in gym >talk to her >gradually become really good friends >ask her out >she says yes >quit smoking for her >i love her, she loves me >ffw 3 years, today >parents look at me like a human being and not a degenerate incel >jacked af >gf still with me >find an apartment, propose to gf that she moves in with me >she says yes >really nice apartment >realize my friends are super toxic, bringing down any positivity coming from me >find another friend group >really nice people, same hobbies >slowly cut ties with all the people from the toxic group >girls look at me like the chad i am >feelsgoodman.jpeg it was hard, but i finally feel happy. thank you for the fun times, 4chan, i'm out. Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:43:16 No.859775963 File: 1626489610620.jpg (121 KB, 768x1024) >>859775897 (OP) Godspeed, retard.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous F------ birds 07/23/21(Fri)14:50:33 No.64679592 >Be me >Chilling on discord, messaging friends >Suddenly hear knocking on my window >Look to my right to see what's going on >Mfw a f------ bird has gotten 55 KB JPG into my room and is ramming itself into the window trying to get out >Panic like crazy and jump off from my seat and exit the room >Heart pumping hands shaking wondering w-- to do >Call mother to ask for help >Mother and grandfather arrive and go into my room >Nothing there. The f----- left on it's own >Tfw I got ridiculed by my family for nothing F--- you bird.

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: Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue)17:39:23 No.64735262 >get super /fit/ this past year >random women start grabbing my biceps >tell HR >get laughed at 41 KB JPG

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Anon goes to the airport | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/24/18(Sat)19:04:54 No.785729826 >be me >Amerifag >traveling home from thanksgiving >go to airport >get in line to check bags >line takes 45 minutes 139 KB PNG >wondering why line is so slow >get to front of line >one person working the front desk >she looks like she wants to kill herself >kysfag.jpg >go to security line >takes even longer >go through security >bag scanner starts beeping >it's my bag >get tackled by 500 lb Black women >pulls me aside for search through bag >"sir, you're not supposed to bring this through security. These items are very dangerous." >mfw she is holding a water bottle and a tube of toothpaste >end up missing my flight >mfw the flight I missed ended up being bombed by some guy who got a bomb through security

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Mother Cucker | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)18:01:59 No.64725217 >mfw only 4 girls in my entire life have shown interest in me >mfw every single one of those girls had a boyfriend >mfw a girl at work has recently started flirting really hard with me >at one point she literally told me she 1.18 MB GIF thought her and I would be perfect together >mfw she has a boyfriend What the actual f--- is happening here? why the f--- do I only attract women in relationships? Is the universe f------ with me?

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: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)14:39:51 No.64733493 >be horny so I go to /b/ because its 90% p--- >first thing I see is a woman being stabbed to death in her own bed Should've gone to reddit or pornhub. I've seen some s--- but the look on her face man. 92 KB JPG

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Accounting error | /r/Greentext

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: Anonymous (ID: FemwP9CZ 07/27/21(Tue)20:42:45 No.39221563 >live in a modern NEET domicile (manufactured home) that I purchased and had installed on a foundation for less than 100k >all bills and living expenses are 10k a year because no vices, pets, degenerate 21 KB PNG habits or social life >easily paid for by casually trading, two hours of "work" max weekly >spend the rest of my time playing video games, browsing the internet and fapping >edge daily but only c-- once a month to preserve chi, so my mood and emotional health remain stable it feels like I beat the system >>39221974 # >>39222013 # >>39222090 # >>39222756 # >>39222923 #

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: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:18:56 No.62001152 Anyone else probably gonna die a virgin because you refuse to settle for the fat/ugly easy girls? I'm just not even interested in anything less than a qt, or at least a chubby girl with sexy fat distribution and a decent face. 84 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:21:17 No.62001180 >>62001152 (OP) # >applies reverse logic >realises women will never settle for him 23 KB PNG tfw

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Vandelay Industries | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)13:26:07 No.64732800 >getting old >can't be a neet anymore >my resume looks like utter dogshit >add some fake b------- landscaping company as prior experience >apply to nearly every job I can 559 КВ PNG >Get 10 replies the next day >look like an complete retard during every interview >hired by the end of the week >now at a local hospital cleaning s--- as some sort of technician on the overnight shift >There's barely anything to do and I spend most of the night just playing runescape on my phone. >make 44% more than the local average. I'm still in shock at how easy it was to get a job with literally no prior job experience. I'm a complete f------ failure and l'm making more than 90% of jobs I skimmed through that required а ВА or AA.

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: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)20:04:06 No.859773013 Fell for the women meme again >be on tinder date with 5-6/10 girl >date goes well, she invites me back to her place >sex happens, didn't finish as usual >while we're lying in bed she notices my 179 KB PNG barcode thighs >she asks about it >l keep it vague >she keeps prying >l keep denying >she keeps prying >after 10 minutes I eventually vent hard about a lot of raw s--- >s--- like how i dont even recognize myself in the mirror anymore >s--- like how i am not so slowly becoming an alcoholic >s--- like how i used to have plans for my life >blah blah pityposting b------- you get the gist >"wow... ok.." >sit in silence for 5 minutes >"Did it feel good to get all that out?" >"no." >"oh" >"Yeah. I'm gonna go home" >leave >text from her next day something along the lines of 'you seemed mad when you left' >text back "yeah, I was, maybe next time let sleeping dogs lie. haha. >get into an argument about how I am somehow to blame for that situation >get blocked God I'm so f------ sick this s--- I swear to god im legit thinking about getting grindr at this point so post traps I guess Imao

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