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: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)14:39:51 No.64733493 >be horny so I go to /b/ because its 90% p--- >first thing I see is a woman being stabbed to death in her own bed Should've gone to reddit or pornhub. I've seen some s--- but the look on her face man. 92 KB JPG

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 01/20/21(Wed)20:17:27 No.845285789 >had sex on new year's night >condom broke >gf's ovulation day >her period is 5 days late >both still live with parents in college >gf says abortion is sin 39 KB JPG what do anons? 39 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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Accounting error | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)21:14:24 No.64725347 >doing some account activation thing >"Error: we have failed to activate your account. Please try again later." >waits an hour >tries again >"Error: your account has already 56 КВ PNG been activated." >mfw

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Anon beats the system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: FemwP9CZ 07/27/21(Tue)20:42:45 No.39221563 >live in a modern NEET domicile (manufactured home) that I purchased and had installed on a foundation for less than 100k >all bills and living expenses are 10k a year because no vices, pets, degenerate 21 KB PNG habits or social life >easily paid for by casually trading, two hours of "work" max weekly >spend the rest of my time playing video games, browsing the internet and fapping >edge daily but only c-- once a month to preserve chi, so my mood and emotional health remain stable it feels like I beat the system >>39221974 # >>39222013 # >>39222090 # >>39222756 # >>39222923 #

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Anon gonna die a virgin because of high standards and low awareness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:18:56 No.62001152 Anyone else probably gonna die a virgin because you refuse to settle for the fat/ugly easy girls? I'm just not even interested in anything less than a qt, or at least a chubby girl with sexy fat distribution and a decent face. 84 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/24/21(Sun)08:21:17 No.62001180 >>62001152 (OP) # >applies reverse logic >realises women will never settle for him 23 KB PNG tfw

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Vandelay Industries | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)13:26:07 No.64732800 >getting old >can't be a neet anymore >my resume looks like utter dogshit >add some fake b------- landscaping company as prior experience >apply to nearly every job I can 559 КВ PNG >Get 10 replies the next day >look like an complete retard during every interview >hired by the end of the week >now at a local hospital cleaning s--- as some sort of technician on the overnight shift >There's barely anything to do and I spend most of the night just playing runescape on my phone. >make 44% more than the local average. I'm still in shock at how easy it was to get a job with literally no prior job experience. I'm a complete f------ failure and l'm making more than 90% of jobs I skimmed through that required а ВА or AA.

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Anon gets jebaited | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)20:04:06 No.859773013 Fell for the women meme again >be on tinder date with 5-6/10 girl >date goes well, she invites me back to her place >sex happens, didn't finish as usual >while we're lying in bed she notices my 179 KB PNG barcode thighs >she asks about it >l keep it vague >she keeps prying >l keep denying >she keeps prying >after 10 minutes I eventually vent hard about a lot of raw s--- >s--- like how i dont even recognize myself in the mirror anymore >s--- like how i am not so slowly becoming an alcoholic >s--- like how i used to have plans for my life >blah blah pityposting b------- you get the gist >"wow... ok.." >sit in silence for 5 minutes >"Did it feel good to get all that out?" >"no." >"oh" >"Yeah. I'm gonna go home" >leave >text from her next day something along the lines of 'you seemed mad when you left' >text back "yeah, I was, maybe next time let sleeping dogs lie. haha. >get into an argument about how I am somehow to blame for that situation >get blocked God I'm so f------ sick this s--- I swear to god im legit thinking about getting grindr at this point so post traps I guess Imao

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Dave follows instructions | /r/Greentext

No.50060599 13 hours ago >>50041236 My dad told me a story from his driving class in high school (mid 80s) and a classmates we shall call Dave >Dave driving down anonsville road >there is a cat about to make a dash across >oncoming traffic won't allow for a swerve >traffic behind so can't stop on a dime. >instructor sees the cat >dad in back seat sees cat >Dave sees cat and doesn't know what to do >"hit the cat" sighs the instructor >cat burns out gets past Dave >Oh good >Dave swerves into the otherlane trying to hit the cat >W-- >DAVE YOU RETARD W-- ARE YOU DOING >YOU SAID HIT THE CAT >No one got hurt >Miraculously no accidents >Traffic is jammed >Dad's pants are passed >From laughing >Dave fails >Cat is fine 1 reply

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Anon Watches Youtube | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)10:21:47 No.565259405 >>565254307 (OP) # >find playthrough with an interesting joyful and happy tuber >fresh out of college, gf, hopeful about the future 313 KB PNG >slowly see his life decline with every upload >unable to find work >gf leaves him >mental state deteriorates >every upload feels as if his life is falling apart >hissmileandoptimismgone.isO >all hope lost >mentally unstable >finds job in a factory about 3 years after first upload >never uploaded since I hope he's doing well, otherwise fun game.

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: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:24:28 No.859777303 shutterstck www.shitterstock.com 75249a94 82507F4C-F8BF-45E5-8EC0-CCOD18CD5ECA.jpg 7 KB JPG >writing enormous green text >accidentally rotates 4chan mobile because I'm laying down >whole thing disappears

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Anon gets a text | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)22:26:44 No.859777370 >be me >bored >gets a text >someonelovesme.jpg >mfw it's just my drug dealer 30 KB JPG 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)22:27:17 No.859777393 >>859777370 (OP) # Surely he loves you.

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says 'Family' fast and furiously | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)23:03:16 No.798956343 >>798956656 >be me >getting a divorce >wife had been cheating on me for a while, planned it out for months before giving me those papers >basically am f-----, she covered all her legal ground, even though she earns more l'll probably have to pay alimony, she'll get full custody, the house, if she wanted she'd probably get the dog and my ass too. >I love my kids 14f and 12m >my boy is the most gentle soul ever, so creative and funny >likes fortnite though, but I still love him very much, sometimes I just sit on the sofa next to him eating Cheetos and tease him for being a noob >the daughter is a bit weird, distant, hostile but we have our bond we watch shows together GOT, suits, blindspot, the 100, etc. >I wish we did more together but I respect her space >Never realized how much l'd miss these little moments with them until they were about to vanish >hearing comes >judge asks who they want to stay with, doesn't really matter either way, their wishes aren't binding, it's pretty certain the judge is gonna give it to wife, but I'm still pretty happy to hear daughter say she wants to stay with me >until she shows the bruises and scars >says my wife had been abusing her >I'm shocked, my wife could be a cheater but she wasn't an abuser >I get suspicious when she shows c-------- burns on her arm (wife doesn't smoke) >she even shows a medical report claiming she suffered "forced a--- and genital insertions" >get full custody, child support and wife's gonna end up in a sex offender list >l ask daughter why she never told me any of this >admits it's all b-------, she found out about the affair a while ago and started hurting herself, got a friend to help with the genital stuff >"she ruined our family so I ruined her life" So apparently I'm raising a complete psychopath. Welp, at least my ex got screwed over. Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)23:05:57 No.798956510 Based af. Buy her cool s--- and give her a super late curfew. Anonymous 05/04/19(Sat)23:06:00 No.798956513 put me on the screencap for reddit

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Anon wears a mask | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)10:53:06 No.859783084 >am fully vaccinated >still wear a mask in public because it triggers antimaskers into fits >l'm free to wear a mask and that freedom makes them seeth. 288 KB JPG

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