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File: bd8.png (270 KB, 1190x906) U A PT took advantage of my disabled brother Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)01:19:54 No.62578151 >>62578161 >>62578172 >>62578283 >>62578505 >>62579344 >>62579348 >>62579709 >>62579730 >>62579751 >>62579973 >>62580127 >>62580128 >>62580153 >>62581154 >>62581482 >>62581542 >>62581618 LEAST INTELIGENT COMMENT OF ALL TIME >at gym with little brother >He's 20 but had heart surgery as a kit so he's 5' tall and fully grown >No confidence, very skinny, bleached blonde hair as an Asian because our sister likes to bully him by styling his hair >Has no friends offline >Try to get him into lifting >in a mostly Chinese gym and he's doing curls with embarrassingly low weight >Big Bert, one of the strongest guys in the gym, it watching us >Wanders over >"Hi, you kids speak English" >"I'm 20, not a kid" >"Oh, sorry. It's just you're doing a bunch of accessories but no main lifts, do you want some personal training" >"It's fine, I'm training him" >"Look, anon you're a big guy, for you, but training someone else is different, and l've trained a lot of people who look just like your brother" >"Really?" >"Yeah, I'm a PE teacher at a middle and high school, oh no offense buddy, but I've taken kids who look like you and made then athletes" >Brings out his phone and has a bunch of before and after pictures >Offers to train him for free if he can use his before and after pictures >brother agrees >Puts his arm around my brother and drags him into the posing room >Follow >He makes my.brothwr take off his t-shirt and shorts >He's wearing the most pathetic faded red briefs he's had since he was in middle school because I told him to wear old clothes >His face is the same red with embarrassment >He hates people seeing his heart surgery scar >Over the next 3 months he coaches my brother and he gets more confident >Never seen him so happy >Starts spending more time with Bert outside the gym O Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)01:21:09 No.62578161 >>62578182 >>62578184 >>62578472 >>62579344 >>62579657 >>62579730 >>62579751 >>62579768 >>62579798 >>62580128 >>62580923 >>62581154 >>62581482 >>62581618 >>62581695 >>62578151 (OP) # >We go to the pool one day and he wears a speedo, he looks lean and tight like an athletic kid >Haven't seen him swim in less than baggy shorts and t-shirt for years >Showers at the pool, something he's never done since he was 12 and kids bullied him about his tiny d--- which was still tiny but he was suddenly not concerned with it >Starts walking around shirtless or in his underwear >Starts buying new clothes, find out Bert's been helping him dress better >Six months in he says he's going away for a few days to the beach with a friend >Bert turns up in a Corvette >Good to see then getting along >My brother kisses Bert Oh f--- how did I not see this earlier, this was yesterday and l'm upset This is why you never hire a PT, big Bert is named for his huge c--- in the locker room btw he's barely 5'10" I could totally mog him if I worked out as much as him

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