Anon has daddy issues | /r/Greentext
Uploaded by Reddit Moments Jul 15, 2021 at 12:34PM EDT
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle organism mammal font line
Origin Entry: Greentext Stories
File type: jpg
Resolution: (1125px x 589px)
File size: 67.6 KB
![File: download.png (7 KB, 203x249) Anonymous 07/15/21(Thu)09:41:25 No.859035373 [Reply] > be 11 years old me > taking a poop and it is really smelly > "umm but how much more smelly would it be if I age it" > waited until mommy was not home, took a s--- inside a big bottle. >i have heard milk is also smelly if you age it. > took some milk and poured it in > creativity started > putted in a pickle > added some honey > took a few rocks from the garden > added some salt and fish > after a few days it becomes really smelly and even though the bottle is closed you can smell it > my parents found the bottle > they beated my ass for doing so > 3 years later, I am still thinking about it every time I drink from a bottle Mfw I could have been a great milkshake chef if my parents were good](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/148/630/642.jpg "anon is a chef | /r/Greentext")
