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>2008 >be 14 >play wow >meet someone who claims to be girl >didn't really believe but they were really funny so f--- it >played together for like 4 months, then she asked for skype >we started to talk alot >2 months later we agree for a skype cal >it actually was a woman >sperg out, get really nervous >she's nervous too 546.9 kB PNG >after few minutes of stuttering we start joking around >call ended up going for 5 hours >5 months of talking later >she confesses her love for me >i say i love her too >the most happiest moment of my life at the time >lived 3 states away >met twice in 2 years >fast foward 2012 >attend college >tfw the college was in her state >city she lives in was barely an hour away from the capital where college is >i am able to move in with her (she was almost 2 years older) >the next 6 years of my life was perfect and everything i could ever ask for >we play vidya and watch anime al the time, her job isn't too overwhelming but pays well enough, i take various wage cuck jobs just so im not a neet >tfw she is often as horny as i am >2018 >never had any major argument about anything >we decide to marry >didn't want anything too crazy but her dad wanted it to be special >marriage is in the mountains >we get carried away for our wedding night in a wagon carried by a horse because of some tradition >i realize there are 2 other, weird looking people in the wagon >they're f------ tied >confused, look at wife >a blond man sitting where my wife was >"Finally awake!" >mfw Tod Howard did it again

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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