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: Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)17:26:26 No.857355588 >be me LOL WUT >going through a MILF phase >set tinder to 45+ >match with a chick in her 50's >blonde, fit, huge t--- >f--- yeah >we set up a lunch date 51 KB JPG >she arrives clearly drunk, orders two margaritas, and downs both before I can finish one beer >whatever, she's probably just nervous >our food arrives and she starts talking about her adult son >says they're estranged and he refuses to talk to her >l stupidly ask why >tells me when he was a kid she used to be "addicted" to smelling his feet >what? >literally, he'd come home from school and she'd lay him down on the couch, take off his shoes and socks, and press his feet into her face for 20 or 30 minutes at a time >she genuinely doesn't understand why he'd think that's weird since there was "nothing sexual" about it >she's gotten really loud and emotional talking about this >people at other tables are starting to stare >l excuse myself to use the restroom >sneak out the back and head to my car I'm still sitting in the parking lot as I type this. What the f--- do I do? Should I go back? She's really f------ hot and she's starting to text me asking where I am | : Anonymous 06/21/21(Mon)17:28:52 No.857355733 let her smell your feet and c-- on her t---. post her nude when she passes out for bonus

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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