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: Anonymous 06/16/21(Wed)23:17:21 No.123821274 >be me >parents were killed by a serial killer when I was 16 months old >attend private school >second year >autistic teacher comes up with the genius 148 KB JPG idea to have a class where we learn how to defend ourselves >get paired up with bratty f----- guy who always picks on my friends because his parents are sociopaths who spoiled him >n---- summons a dwarf >everyone s---- their pants >dwarf about to r--- one of my classmates Justin >tell the little f----- to leave him alone >wtfitunderstandsme.png >depressed teacher steps on the dwarf killing it >everyone thinks I told the dwarf to r--- Justin so no friends by next week >start hearing dwarf voices from the wall >"r--- r--- r--- them, r--- them yes" >whattheactualfuck.jpg >find a ghost who was r---- so hard he died...again >chat with giant spider in the backyard who tells me a rare giant dwarf lives under the school >leave after his children get hit by a drunk driver >descend into sewer system >find giant dwarf >it's about to r--- me >headmaster's big red pigeon saves me then I pull out my UNO reverse card and facefuck the giant dwarf to death >emerge >hero of the school >have friends again what a year, I wonder what the remaining five years in this school will be like

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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