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! Anonymous 12/02/18(Sun)20:06:00 No.786421510 >be caveman >have little d--- >chads wife makes fun of me for it >says i have to cover it with little leaf >chad laughs >get mad one day >kill chadgar 53 кв JPG >take his wife >r--- her >she gets pregnant >eventually stockholms and realizes she needs me to survive >continue to fertilize her loins >fall in love >we have like 10 kids >really care about her >she gets sick one day >take her to shaman >shaman says we need bark, not sure why >get bark >he mixes it up and we drink it >says we will see the future and via the visions he can determine whats wrong with her >nothing happens for a while >start seeing something >ohshit.jpg >see my father and grandfather >they are holding a torch >i see their whole lives while they are holding it >passes it to me, I see my whole life from beginning to end >pass it to one of my kids >see their lives >all of a sudden a million torches light up in the night, all being passed >im overwhelmed >i start crying >wife dies >cry some more >eventually get sober, leave the shaman and walk back to my cave >see my 10 kids >i hold them all, trying to explain what happened >we all start crying >notice something >all my kids have little d---- too >ohshit.png >realize what I've done >mfw I accidentally gave millions of guys in the future my tiny d--- genes

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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