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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Baldwin Mikado The Chad Vulcan Double Fairlie American engine named after Japanese leaders, practically a weeb. Formerly standard gauge, demasculated to fit in small spaces. Hard to reach oil spots forces firemen to get on their knees and worship Two manly stacks and two strong chinned smokeboxes. Died young like James Dean, a legend RIO GRANDE Speed Ro GRANDE lettering Pulls 1.33X the freight of its fellow engines Burns wood to destroy Can't decide if its Constantly consumes fuel like there is no tomorrow. Burns oil to green or black. Strong British heritage, smooth rider on the rails and in bed. protect the forest. the forest. Hauls trains So many survive they are of tourist So cool the Santa Fe stole it yuppies no longer special Officially green

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Virgin Doom Pistol vs Chad Duke Nukem Pistol

VIRGIN DOOM PISTOL CHAD DUKE NUKEM 3D PISTOL GREAT AGAINST IT'S USELESS FIRES AT A RAPID RATE A GROUP OF LOW-TIER ENEMIES DOESN'T FIRE AT FAST RATE SOUNDS PoOR LOOKS AWESOME AND ICONC LOOKS GENERIC WEAPON SOUNDS AWESOME

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The Chad Steel Wool vs the Virgin Illumix

The staff are likeable people. The HQ is rumored to be a "madhouse." Doesn't give a s--- about the fans Shows support for LGBTQ STEEL WOOL OUCH! Alot of people hop off their game after Their game is considered one of Alot of people Their game is considered one of the worst in the fınish their 20 minutes. series game. best in the series Direct with the fanbase. Silent with the Their game is actually playable. fanbase. Their game is full of bugs. SOIONIS

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Virgin Business Major vs Chad Tradesmen

Virgin Business Administration CHAD QUANT ECON + STEM DOUBLE MAJOR THAD DIDN'T CARE ABOUT COLLEGE Limits career to middle management. -Wants to be given 6 figs without effort. Full of dudebros - Works with Students are too lazy to join the skilled trades, can't communicate as efficiently as the liberal arts, and too dumb for STEM giving them a skillset of nothing. -Can go into Med School, law school, and grad school and get in debt. Doesn't care because he / she is a trust fund baby Started Wants to own a business decides that - JQ is one of going into debt or becoming a corporate the highest. cog is the best way to accomplish this his hands working at 18 makes good - Very fit -Needs Microsoft Excel and -Has 3.5-4.0 GPA because the material is money. Word certs for an entry level job more engaging - Isn't -Actually has career goals and aspires to be more than a simple bookeeper. - Can't be replaced by a robot nor spoiled or -Only skills are to count shekels and be -Only opens doors to two viable career paths, CPA and office grunt worker -Less . likely to be replaced by a a parasitic manchild. robot - Loses jobs to gender studies grads and sociology majors - People are taught to make resumes with no job skills taught to them at all - Students are taught to - Steals jobs from salty STEM and biz grads in various fields -Some people are baristas, others find financial model. great jobs in big data and machine -ideology taught is all pseudo science and is all theory, but no one cares because its better than biz admin - Doesn't -Has trash GPA due to - Worked - Gets relocated to the city for the only jobs he can get stuck in the city never getting out... get bossed around by corporations and banks become NPOCS or make lack of interest and not their lifes miserable hard to learning caring about college or career goals - Offers no job prospects what so ever, pPeople graduate to become yet normies believe that business own his business. through low paying jobs -Doesn't need a dumb CPA or microsoft office cert for a high - People graduate to support free market capitalism. Writes and sells books on communists (the opposite of running a business) paying job. Takes 2-3 semesters to finish nor kisses degrees are flexible. ass. - Racks up thousands of debt, except unlike the liberal arts major, he was not interested in the subject making him more miserable - If white he will become a perma virgin and die. - Studied by boomer bosses Makes other liberal art majors salty and want to suck their d---. Self teaches through -Has something that a daily basis. People don't read, but he gets a few buyers YouTube and Udemy. the corporate climber will never have, - Studied by Elon Musk and the Has to work 60-80 hours to go anywhere mega rich - Corporate SIMP - Has Large pile of Doge Coin Наpiness

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Virgin NPC Accounting / Finance Dudebros vs. The Chad Memestock Day Traders

Will be retired by 35 Looking forward to a long career in a shrinking industry Spends time on identifying highly-shorted names, rallying people online, and making Spent thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours to learn how to trail the index memes Uses a careful valuation Uses no valuation process to process to buy cheap things which then get cheaper buy expensive things which then get more expensive TALL CFA Institute BECKER -CPA- Deliberately assaults call Carefully manages trading costs to minimize market impact Likes accounting Makes money options in one direction with limited open in order to force dealer hedging Reads Buffett letters Wears Gucci sweaters

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Chad Chris Eden Green

The Chad British The Virgin GEVO69420 YouTuber Independent Filmmaker Thinks every steam engine needs to be restored to run on the mainline Enjoys Thomas and the Magic Railroad Hates Diesels with a passion Uses his platform to promote awareness of mental health and minority representation Never Has never left the state of Ohio actually seen a steam engine in operation Promises to come to back to the US when he is ready so he can maintain his high quality of film standards when abroad Has traveled his entire nation along with neighboring countriest to catagorize every steam engine in operation Wonder's why YouTube won't monetize his videos using copyrighted music All his clothes are boomer foamer t-shirts that are two sizes to big Unironically dresses like he is from the 1970's. Uses tripods and multi camera Appears as background extra in Golden Globe Winning films OHmyGOshlTsUp1989! shots Shoots entirely by hand, pans to follow train and causes nausea and shaking screens Opinion pieces so unbiased and well thought out they are cited by well known rail preservationists Sells his films on DVD's, believing it is fair he recieves compensation for his hard work

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Teaching your "kid" a lesson

terrified his son will being long winded do the exact opposite The Virgin Lecture THE CHAD BEATING WITH JUMPER CABLES "Listen kiddo, there's some things we need to discuss" You can see the torment on Chad's face. He didn't want it to come to this "This hurts me more than it hurts you, son" Chad Jr's lesson will be permanently scarred into his mind and onto He's secretly not listening - no lesson learned his body MY SON MY DAD 2Billion GIGACHAD warrs Son will inevitably territied his son will being long winded do the exact opposite of what virgin says Virgin's secretly Chad's now given himself and his son PTSD, a worthy sacrifice in order to teach a lesson Soundproofed garage walls to ensure Chad Jr. destrupts noone's sleep with his screams This will end up hate him and boring

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Make way for the superior villain

THE CHAD ANDRIA S THE VIRGIN BELOS Easily double-crosses multiple teenage girls Gets easily double-crossed by a teenage girl Already a giant salamander, no mask required "Peacekeeper of 1000 years and first of his name" Stupid bird mask a human broke with Tanks hits Only started his rule 50 years ago from Super Saiyans no issues Only like 8 feet tall Top soldiers lost to a house Easily over 20 feet tall Mass-produced minions only lost to the greatest warriors in the world General of his army is General Yunnan, scourge of the Sand Wars, defeator of Ragnar the Wretched, the Voungest newt to ever achieve the rank of general Stupid twunk Head Soldier is- Lilith was An absolute hunk Mouse execs are freaking out after he casually impaled his surrogate daughter with a lightsaber Family-friendly, uncontroversial Disney villain

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The Virgin EllIOT Page vs The Chad Billie Eilish

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Virgin Netflix Dracula, Chad Game Dracula

THE VIRGIN VAMPIRE DAD THHE CHHAD VARKLORD A regular vampire wizard Armies made up of vampire ocs and generic demons The Lord of Darkness, Armies comprised of mythical gods and legendary creatures the opposite to God Death is manipulating him without his One hit from Is virtually invulnerable, only a few weapons even harm him Death is his bitch Vampire Killer and he nearly dies awareness Carmilla never Carmilla betrays him Castle is a betrays him regular building Castle is an eldritch dimension made of Chaos Transforms into a giant demon in every game Never transforms Not powered by anything Powered by the Embodiment of Chaos Dies just fine, lets himself Literally cannot die, always resurrects Goes to Hell, be killed doesn't rule it Became the Ruler of Hell Commands all Demons need to be tamed Relatable tragic character demons with the Power of Dominance The incarnation of evil, might as well be Satan to serve him

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