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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Virgin Fancy Wine Chad Goon Can't hang from clothesline Makes you sexier Can be blown up and used as a pillow Comes in an ergonomic sack Ewww Shelf life = infinity Aged 100 years for full bodied flavour. Still s---. Costs essentially nothing Cork inhibits drinking. 5L to share with the Maximum 1 litre Glass is a hazard. gang Metalic so you can see your own beautiful face Like $100 or some b-------.

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Virgin JK Rowling v. CHAD RICK RIORDAN

The Virgin JK Rowling The Chad Rick Riordan king of humor actually writes kickass diverse characters wrote a book in the 90s about a bunch of straight white kids TERF E LK. Rowling 0 OJowing claims representation that was never there in the first place Dress however you please. Call yourself whatever you like. Sleep with any consenting adult who'll have you. Live your best life in peace and security. But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real? #IStandWithMaya ThisisNotADrill cursed spinoffs true LGBTQ+ ally 1257 PM - Dec 19, 2019 Twitter Web App confirmed wizards used to writes genuinely good spinoffs literally s--- on the floor dumbledore is gay but only when it allows me to gain social capital amplifies the voices and writing of diverse creators never listens to critique or ties to improve or apologize and will instablock anyone who even remotely criticizes her Rick Riordan O @rickriordan Ah, yes, the occasional "Why did you put gender fluidity in just so you know I totally meant to make hermione black your book your agenda is ruining the story" comment. the snake horcrux was an asian woman Perhaps what is ruining the story for that reader is their responds to critique and criticism and actually tries to improve his writing and representation insistence on believing that a non-cishet character's right to exist in a story is an "agenda"? will gladly avoid showing canonly gay character being gay in movie she helped script as to not alienate and still profit off her straight audience said werewolves are are an analogy on HIV/AIDS but made the heavily queer coded characters straight for each other included black, gay, latino, native american and asian rep in his bestselling series HoO has characters that are gay, bisexual, pansexual, genderfluid, muslim, deaf, lesbian, have adhd & dyslexia properly represented in his books PERCY JACKSON

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Virgin Sad Protagonist v. CHAD SHONEN HERO [read disclaimer before dislike bombing or commenting]

"The Virgin MC" THE CHAD SHONEN HERO Bursts into tears at the slightest agitation Lame rabbit mask made Cool-ass headband Mumbles autistically by his mom Has never heard of an indoor voice Didn't get any magic? I'll just go weight lift some more One-sided mancrush on his Claimed he would be a non- bully; constantly praises him like a battered wife powered hero but never even worked out for it Only attracts overweight gold-diggers and the mentally unstable - Starts physical training only after being promised a power in exchange Built himself a body of steel to achieve his goals Healthy rivalry with his bro based mutual respect Needs to be prodded and pressured to aim for the top Stuck up nobles look down on him but he constantly shows them up Nervous around girls, Has a whole harem of top-tier girls who want his d--- Climbs his way through nepotistic connections; wouldn't even get interships otherwise Even the wizard king is impressed with his achievements Proclaims his romantic intentions to his crush loudly and proud

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Virgin Kart v. CHAD RIGS: OVER THE ROAD STRIDING

The Chad Big Rigs Vs Over the Road Racing The Virgin Mario Kart No glitches, just features 5 glorious ciruits, one of which too powerful for even the newest PCs to handle Needs soundtrack Destroyed to supplement gameplay friendships Trucks have purpose One of a kind, as like a true Chad Karts are just Stellar Stone knew a silly toy Cost about $2 to produce they had peaked Complicated, hard to execute glitches Warmed the YOU'RE WINNER ! hearts of Opponent is so stunned by your existence it doesn't even move Wizard opponents Only 4 wheels millions use blue shells Trucks have an Milked by Nintendo through Cost millions 18 wheels of thunder incomprehensible amount of energy and travel at 1028 times to produce Doesn't need a soundrack, as it would detract from the Karts collide Low energy multiple releases immersive driving experience the speed of light with buildings Karts can't and hills even break the sound barrier Trucks don't care about minor things like hills, buildings, bridges or your opinion

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The Virgin Neil Druckmann vs The Chad Angry Employee

The Virgin Neil Druckmann vs. The Chad Angry Employee No one knows who did it Stands up for his rights overworks his staff so infamous, had to use movie animators never even for his video game acknowledges Leaked tons Saved tons of people money by exposing how the controversy of important acts like he's story details s--- TLOU2 is solely responsible for TLOU's success doesn't pay his staff what their gonna be Uploaded tons promised bonus of cutscenes bullied Amy Hennig Might save his wasn't even there out of the company to YouTube co-workers from for Naughty Dog's golden years Likely also helped the evil conditions expose the horrid working conditions of Naughty Dog

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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE VAD

The VAD So Chad you can't even see him Where the hell is he? Probably doesn't even exist anyway Bulge starts here Parents named him Vad You should be ashamed you spent time looking at this OP should be ashamed he wasted five minutes making this meme Bulge ends here meme

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The Virgin Chad Superman v. THE CHAD NETZSCHEAN SUPERMAN

Virgin Genetic Superman Chad Nietzschean Superman Man of Culture Gets bitches but not Tired of women and the world 130+ IQ why democracy is flawed Cares not about the RO thoughts of sheeple Tormented by the thought of hell every day OUCH! Naturally buff body but unaturally starved mind Creates religion from all ideologies and styles of art Thinks for himself Vain Conforms to bro standard Knows democracy is Finds meaning in a flawed and should fail meanignless universe Does not require thought Realistic view of women Overly positive/negative view of women

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Virgin Ibrahim v. CHAD STROMER

Short but powerful jaws The Virgin Ibrahim VS The Chad Stromer to break carcharodontosaurid Cool design, demonstrating the rich imagination of the 1900s bones Allways upright and erect, looking like a retro chad Perfect and round sail Sail deformed and attached to the bone, Imao Probably not acurate in a few years Can swim, walk, and run, an epic off-road creature Big and thicc neck, making him more powerful Allways does virgin walk One of the bigest Can't walk and swim properly, he propelled himself with his small paws theropods ever Normal tail to punch his enemies Doesn't need bigass arms, it doesn't use them Long and thin neck, looks like a sauropod Long as s--- tail, only for counterweight Short legs, Big and large legs, making him able to run very fast slow as s--- hightly fragile jaws, only eats fish Allways bipedal, looking like a badass gigant dimetrodon Doesn't decide if it had Iconic for its rarity, it will never be forgotten bipedal or cuadrupedal walk

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Virgin Drake v. CHAD NEIL CICIEREGA

the virgin drake VS the chad neil (lemon demon) mainstream most likely didnt really "come from all songs sound the bottom" spotifys bitch says cuss words because he communicates with an artist you feel proud to say you like has a band name his fans thinks it will make him cool songs are a perfect mix of chaotic evil and basically the same looks like the funny scott the woz arcade man no band name pure neutral what christians creepy and weird lyrics does not look like makes his own think rap music is like scott the woz music not that that has zero respect for woman, mainstream but also not that indie include stupid pronounceable last name curses Чw somehow stil| a weird last name that adorable cat technically rock but way better has a wife and a wears s----- expensive clothes you probably wont be able to pronounce at the first attemt baby has a loving more of a dog person cant play a single instrument wife and people despise him neil banging out the tunes april 13 2006 daughter very down to earth Maul lyrics bearly rhyme

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Mexico v. NEW Mexico

Lost almost Allsups burritos Land of Enchantment every war, even civil ones S--- paying jobs Visitors only go to Cancun or Cozumel Cool Architecture Spicy Candy Beautiful landscapes Hatch Peppers Virgin Mexico Chad New Mexico

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THEVIRGIN OISNEY THE CHADGOLDEN FILMS Bioy HUNCHRACK "NOTRE DAME TALES HNCRILNGKS NOTREDAME Family

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virgin solid snake v. Chad Big Boss v. THAD RANDOM MEDIC GUY

VIRGIN SOLID SNAKE CHAD BIG BOSS THAD RANDOM MEDIC GUY Loses eye to torturer, becomes Cucks other people into doing his work for him *Fails suicide attempt* Badass best buddies Doesnt mind scars Walks in Fathers Big Boss taking all the glory afterwards Neckbeard shadow Just happy to help Replaced by f------ Ladder enthusiast LOL Solid Snake F----- a hot Can sprint Raiden blonde F----- an across Afghanistan without breaking a autistic Dies at 40 of old Worshipped brunette by Mercenaries Sterile Proud dead beat dad age sweat

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