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the virgin drake VS the chad neil (lemon demon) mainstream most likely didnt really "come from all songs sound the bottom" spotifys bitch says cuss words because he communicates with an artist you feel proud to say you like has a band name his fans thinks it will make him cool songs are a perfect mix of chaotic evil and basically the same looks like the funny scott the woz arcade man no band name pure neutral what christians creepy and weird lyrics does not look like makes his own think rap music is like scott the woz music not that that has zero respect for woman, mainstream but also not that indie include stupid pronounceable last name curses Чw somehow stil| a weird last name that adorable cat technically rock but way better has a wife and a wears s----- expensive clothes you probably wont be able to pronounce at the first attemt baby has a loving more of a dog person cant play a single instrument wife and people despise him neil banging out the tunes april 13 2006 daughter very down to earth Maul lyrics bearly rhyme

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Virgin Drake v. CHAD NEIL CICIEREGA


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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