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mancheetah0311@reddit.com smokes cigerettes like that cool guy jared did behind the highscool wears stupid cloth bonnet to war The virgin imperial weeb THE CHAD US MARINE Powerful American jawline used for chewing open ratian cans Equipped with the most effective battle instrument ever created Thin and decrepit physique due to malnutrition from plain rice diet and terrible re-supply lines slouched back due to weak spine chambered in glorious .30-06 and blessed with semiauto capabilities by uncle-sam himself Can yeet grenades straight into japanese bunkers from half-court s----- mall ninja nippon steel sword only used for killing pregnant women and infants or himself if he disgraces his honor aggressive incel who knows he will never get laid so he rapes innocent chinese villigers Chest hair akin to a steel wire brush and can be used to clean rust from weapons LONG and THICK forged American steel KA-BAR fragile puny nambu pistol that hurts the shooter more fighting knife used for harvesting war trophies from slain enemies than target slow and pathetic bolt action arisaka made of pot metal that cant compete with speed and fierocity of m1-garand Has sexy masculine aura that can attract southeastern p--- from up to 100 nautical miles away and doesnt need to r--- Nanjing to get laid Wears visually satisfying and effective camouflaged fatigues before it was cool Body is large and thicc thanks to nutrient dense American diet full of bacon, eggs and potatoes

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Imperial Weeb vs US Marine


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Apr 06, 2020 at 10:26AM EDT

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