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The Chad British The Virgin GEVO69420 YouTuber Independent Filmmaker Thinks every steam engine needs to be restored to run on the mainline Enjoys Thomas and the Magic Railroad Hates Diesels with a passion Uses his platform to promote awareness of mental health and minority representation Never Has never left the state of Ohio actually seen a steam engine in operation Promises to come to back to the US when he is ready so he can maintain his high quality of film standards when abroad Has traveled his entire nation along with neighboring countriest to catagorize every steam engine in operation Wonder's why YouTube won't monetize his videos using copyrighted music All his clothes are boomer foamer t-shirts that are two sizes to big Unironically dresses like he is from the 1970's. Uses tripods and multi camera Appears as background extra in Golden Globe Winning films OHmyGOshlTsUp1989! shots Shoots entirely by hand, pans to follow train and causes nausea and shaking screens Opinion pieces so unbiased and well thought out they are cited by well known rail preservationists Sells his films on DVD's, believing it is fair he recieves compensation for his hard work

Chad Chris Eden Green


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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