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The Virgin Zedekiah NebuCHADnezzar Remembers Prophecies even allows them to be fulfilled, plays his part without complaining Succeeded directly from his father Ignores prophecies 40+ year reign Nephew killed by Neb- uCHADnezzar and placed on throne of Jerusalem Prophets must tell him what his dream was, Sees through magicians games Asks for Daniels advice only if Enlarged his kingdom through imperium left vassals to govern he will enter throne room in person Sent prophet to four different prisons, comes to ask advice in secret Rebels After he rebels and his family is killed, lives the remianing days in NebuChadnezzar's banquet hall Rewards correct prophecies Pressured by nobles to starve the prophet Jeremiah Chest made of silver Was prophecied to be a eunuch in the court of Babylon back in Isaiah39:7-8 Able to recognize Jesus Christ, doesn't ever need to explain why "He shall smite the land of Egypt, and deliver such as are for death to death; and such as are for captivity to captivity; and such as are for the sword to the sword." Orders his chariots to escape the the Babylonians, in spite of a direct prophecy he would be caught Prone to fits of rage, losing human reason and faculties for years at a time, burning people in furnaces Foosteps are loud as hell Unbelievably comfortable insole Clay allows for silent movement

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Virgin Zedekiah vs. NebuCHADnezzar


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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