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The Virgin Zedekiah NebuCHADnezzar Remembers Prophecies even allows them to be fulfilled, plays his part without complaining Succeeded directly from his father Ignores prophecies 40+ year reign Nephew killed by Neb- uCHADnezzar and placed on throne of Jerusalem Prophets must tell him what his dream was, Sees through magicians games Asks for Daniels advice only if Enlarged his kingdom through imperium left vassals to govern he will enter throne room in person Sent prophet to four different prisons, comes to ask advice in secret Rebels After he rebels and his family is killed, lives the remianing days in NebuChadnezzar's banquet hall Rewards correct prophecies Pressured by nobles to starve the prophet Jeremiah Chest made of silver Was prophecied to be a eunuch in the court of Babylon back in Isaiah39:7-8 Able to recognize Jesus Christ, doesn't ever need to explain why "He shall smite the land of Egypt, and deliver such as are for death to death; and such as are for captivity to captivity; and such as are for the sword to the sword." Orders his chariots to escape the the Babylonians, in spite of a direct prophecy he would be caught Prone to fits of rage, losing human reason and faculties for years at a time, burning people in furnaces Foosteps are loud as hell Unbelievably comfortable insole Clay allows for silent movement

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Virgin Zedekiah vs. NebuCHADnezzar


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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