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the virgin Parkinson's disease the chad dementia / Alzheimer's gets nam flashbacks despite never being in nam is otherwise a completely normal just chaos all the time person has no idea who, where or what he is, just knows that he is superior to everyone and everything has broken out of the hospital 12 times today, guards don't resist because they know its futile doesnt do anything exciting, its just debilitating makes limbs all shaky, incredibly annoying has forgotten how to die, is now immortal has a short term memory of about 3 seconds, truly lives in the moment doesnt know how to feel pain no concept of time, does whatever he wants whenever he conscious the whole time and has to deal with it wants really sad and fully aware of his situation aggressively pisses pants when threatened no clue what's going on and frankly doesn't give a s---

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Apparently too "sexy" for Smash which already has Bayonetta and Zero Suit Samus - lets face it, its cuz she Has been desperately trying and failing to bang Andy for like 20 years (not even the cooler Bogard brother) STINKS!!!!!! Just fearlessly shoves opponents head in her crotch Can't see s--- but it doesn't affect her fighting prowess 92cm bust 87cm bust Plays the keytar in a kickass band with her two twink friends Her earth-quaking thighs are the only weapons she needs Has to use flame magical powers and paper fan weapons just to win a fight Doesn't give a f---, just comes back from the dead

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The Virgin Cop The Chad Pizza Guy Will bring you your pizza on time, A beloved essential rain or shine Often too late worker A tool of the bourgeois to the scene to HOT Tel: (555) 555-5555 Fresh Enjoy! do any good Has a hero complex; thinks he is owed thanks merely for existing Only protects capital and property Scared of dogs; will probably shoot Brings hot, delicious pizza to Will not shoot your dog your door yours Probably racist Humble, nice, Will ask some questions professional Will ask you to take a feedback survey and never follow up with you His mere presence almost Hides in traffic to Everyone loves always creates generate revenue for the state him Car is clearly marked and visible unease Not even that likely to die on the job Statistically Inadequately Extensively trained and likely ServSafe more likely to die on the job than a police trained certified officer

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Peer Reviewed Journal Article vs. Blog Post

The Virgin Peer Reviewed Journal Article vs. The Chad Blog Post Incoherent rants no one can debunk Wins every online argument Paper rejected by 7 journals before publication TOR You have to pay to see it So no one does Uses whatever text he wants 4 paragraphs Doesn't need sources Quickly debunked by other academics Anyone can view it for free Posts from home Blog is viewed by millions in his underwear Never eited by others No one ever reads it Isn't beholden to Took one year to complete any academics Works for a think tank Total intellectual Updates blog whenever or University Work is completely beholden to mainstream thought freedom he wants 20 pages with 100+ feetnotes

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Virgin Voter / Chad Civil War (in Spanish)

THE VIRGIN VOTANTE "NO PERO ESTA VEZ NO CREE QUE SU NOS VA A CAGAR" VOTO VALE ALGO SU PARTIDO LITERALMENTE CONDENADO A ELEGIR ENTRE Z PARTIDOS DE MIERDA O UNA OPCIÓN QUE QUIERE LO MISMO QUE EL QUE ODIA espert NUNCA GANA "GRACIAS POR TANTO ALFONSÍN O" "VAMOS QUE EL 2223 LO DAMOS VUELTA" VOTO TIENE LIBROS DE LITERALMENTE POLITICOS ELIGE ENTRE OFELIA FERNANDEZ Y EL DIPY THE CHAD GUERRA CIVIL HACE ESTO CADA VEZ QUE EL GOBIERNO HACE ALGO QUE NO LE GUSTA othereoobUT PARA SI MISMO SIN AYUDA DE NADIE, A PERONISMO REPUBLICANO MIS HVEVOS TOMA EL PODER NO TOCO UNA CACEROLA EN SU LO BANCA TODO EL PUEBLO VIDA NO SABE QUE ES LA DEMOCRACIA PERO NO LE GUSTA NUNCA VOTO MATA A LOS POLITICOS OFICIALISTAS Y A.LOS DE LA OPOSICIÓN. DESTRUYE DÉCADAS DE CORRUPCIÓN EN ) DIA NO ESTA INDIGNADO NI NADA SOL0 LE PINTO2 ETWITTER? QUE LOS PUNTEROS ES ESO? SINDICALES LE TENEN MIEDO

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THE "ANTI-RACIST" VIRGINS THE COLORBLIND CHADS abuse the word 'racism" so much, they no longer understand what it even means don't need to remind anyone they're anti-racist - their genuine friendship speaks for itselr unironically judge everyone based on race and befriend only sell-hating whites and self-victimizing minorilies views based on basic human will label everyone they disagree with as a "racist", so Ihey can keep pretending to fight racism decency and rational thinking race is only a matter of appearance and human nature is the same regardless of looks believe that a white guy who says the n-word while rapping a song made by a black artist is as racist as the KKK wizard WHITE secretly want to start a race war toxic losers who try to redeem themselves by pretending to care about social issues think that looting Nike stores and setting random cars on fire will end racism in the US understand these are only jokes and will laugh at racist jokes, as they mentally still in the past - always bringing up siavery and racial segregalion are based on common stereotypes that don't reflect reality talk so much about KKK and alt-right that white supremacists are thankful for free publicity believe that racism is about understand that slavery and racial segregation is a "always opressed poc vs, the evil white privleged males" thing of the past and don't judge modern day people by the atrocities of their ancestors

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the virgin brawl fan THE CHAD MELEE FAN *trip* uses CRTS like the chad he is Sexploits glitches if he can emulătes like a chad Uşes mommy's LCD a--- about his smell AND others' smell "hey mom can we buy brawl again?" "trip* smells bad, dgesn't give à f--- about it OUCH! Wired controllers (if he uses any) not scared of piracy tripping *trip scared of glitches scared of piracy AND emulation not tripping

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The virgin Zag Chad Theseus Shiny hair, always smile, cool voice hair seems to overreact to wind dog skulls on shoulder, bad tanned skin, loves outside activities Best friends with Asterios <3 000 no friends until he give them some Nectar Champion of Elysium Two Machine guns can't do anything without Olympus god blessings Weak skin tone, never go outside he's feet on fire cuz he always run and dash woosh woosh a GOLDEN chariot with cool face

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All Quiet on the Western Front VS STORM OF STEEL, Virgin Erich Maria Remarque vs Chad Ernst Junger, anti-war vs pro war, pacifism vs war

The Virgin Erich Maria Remarque THE CHAD ERNST JUNGER Has a German name, Was a staunch Nationalist, but Was against nationalism. was against Nazism, as he recognized it's threat to Has a French people know he is German the moment sounding name, people assume he is French. they hear it. Germany. Fled Germany when the Nazis took power. Doesn't need a middle Stayed in Germany when the Nazis took power. His middle name is a girls name, both his first and name lol Criticized the Nazis from last name are very masculine. the safety of Switzerland Received very few medals during first Criticized the Nazis from inside Earned many medals Germany, Nazis never did anything to him out of a mixture of respect Wrote a book about a war, the ones he during both world wars. Virgin complaining about war and wearing boots. did get were and fear. participation medals. "STORM OF STEEL" High School students are Wrote a book about his forced to read his book. personal experiences during World War One. "All Quite on the Western Front" Wrote literature detailing the horrors of war, yet still honored the bravery His book was so bad that High School students the Nazis burned copies of choose to read his book. Wrote defeatist it. literature and sacrafices of the Wrote anti German books The nazis didn't dare soldiers during second world war harm his books. Thought that the Treaty of Recognized that the Treaty of Versailles was unfair and unjust and was a vocal critic of it. Versailles of fair. During the Second World war he put his politics aside and rejoined the Army, as he knew that being a German was more important than politics.

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Virgin Theoretical Physicist CHAD Metaphysician His reflections lead to the deepest possible insights about the Divine that can be attained Has a coherent, synoptic Admittedly doesn't know what the f--- Reality ultimately vision of the whole of by reason alone from which he can draw closer to God, the wellspring of all Being he's talking about absurd reality Believes reality is intelligible Retarded about anything and everything outside of his autistically narrow field of hyper-focused study >atheist Thinks everything is particles bumping into Is not troubled at all by quantum indeterminacy because it is a quantitative affirmation of Aristotle's notion Respects all intellectual disciplines unites them together with a common_ coherent metaphysical grounding each other Filthy bifurcationist Conflates formal Thinks everyone of potency and material causality not to be conflated outside of his field of study is retarded when with the corporeal world of the the joke's on him and material causality His metaphysics serve senses as an ontological ground for his ethics Thinks philosophy is dead when he's often Worldview comports just attempting a piss-poor job at metaphysics happily with common Wastes taxpayer Can abstract form sense, can still justify it intellectually from the ground up dollars on from matter with nonsense his intellect alone Probably a moral relativist

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the virgin Parkinson's disease the chad dementia / Alzheimer's gets nam flashbacks despite never being in nam is otherwise a completely normal just chaos all the time person has no idea who, where or what he is, just knows that he is superior to everyone and everything has broken out of the hospital 12 times today, guards don't resist because they know its futile doesnt do anything exciting, its just debilitating makes limbs all shaky, incredibly annoying has forgotten how to die, is now immortal has a short term memory of about 3 seconds, truly lives in the moment doesnt know how to feel pain no concept of time, does whatever he wants whenever he conscious the whole time and has to deal with it wants really sad and fully aware of his situation aggressively pisses pants when threatened no clue what's going on and frankly doesn't give a s---

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