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What's your video game launch horror story? here's mine: >be me >b----- 9 KB JPG >November, 2014 >new Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare midnight launch at Gamestop >dad drives me there close to midnight >he has to get up to work at his b----- construction job at 3 AM >waiting in line >teenager walks up to me >"hey, kid, they accidentally gave me an extra copy. do you want it for $20?" >excited d------- tells him yes >my dad hands the guy $20 and we go back to his beat up truck >get home >excited >dad comes into living room, it's almost 1:30 AM and he's still gotta get up at 3 AM for his job >"a ver, mijo, el nuevo call of battlefield: advanced Medal of Honor 4" >turn on XBOX One >put the disc in >screen turns black as it loads >drums >rickrolled.jpeg >dad stares at the screen in disbelief as a 240p Rick astley dances on screen and he's only gonna get like half an hour of sleep >gets up and grabs me by the wrist >starts whooping my b----- ass while getting rickrolled at 2 AM >never get the actual game

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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