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: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)01:20:58 No.856817975 >be me >fart connoisseur >literally addicted to women's gas >work with 8/10 qt3.14, blonde, tiddies, slim waist with decently fat butt >notice she eats absolute trash all day >burritos, burgers, lots of fried food 15 KB JPG >have a unisex staff toilet and walked in there after her once >she saw me walking in and put her head straight down and bailed out of there fast >the stink that hit my face brought me to immediate attention >forgot about pissing and slung some fat ropes inhaling the scent >am shift supervisor so always keep her on the counter serving customers >begin to learn her fart schedule, whenever she's alone she will let one rip >l know because I leave her alone for a minute or so then come back in and pretend I don't notice the smell >l've started offering to buy her lunch if she goes down the street and gets mine as well >always extra spicy beef chilli >he butthole literally reeks for hours afterwards >yesterday I walked behind the counter and smelled the jewels so I made like I was reaching under the till for something >inhaled a little too deeply and let out a short moan afterwards >she looked straight down at me and instantly knew what was going on >just before closing time it was just us left and she called me into the counter area and audibly farted Mfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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