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: Anonymous (ID: UFDZFEnj ) 1 06/06/21(Sun)21:04:43 No.324893571 >>324892656 # >be american >wake up at 6am because have to work so the illegal immigrant family next door can take half your earnings >get in car >dont own it, the bank does >spend 3 hours getting to work at goldbergs s--- office inc. >on the way to the front door get confronted by a n----- >he orders you to kneel >you do because "its a blue city, just wait till they reach the suburbs" >go to slave away at the office >end job at 5 or something >walk out >get shot >call uber because its cheaper than an ambulance >get to the doc >he rejects you because you didnt get vaxxed yet >gives you the bill >go bankrupt >uber cancels your account because of some posts you made 10 years back >walk home >get shot on the way back by a n----- >oh man if he didnt live in a blue state the day of the rope would be upon us >walk in house >wife f------ a n----- >but its okay because he didnt c-- inside, otherwise you'd shoot him >n----- leaves >notice he stole your TV on the way out >chase after him >he pulls a gun >get shot >shoot him too >police arrive >get arrested for murder >hold out hands to get handcuffed >female police officer pulls out a taser >get shot by a 9mm electode instead

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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