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: Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)17:08:18 No.702431120 >My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert >Just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating >So she calls me a pervert 404 KB JPG again?!? >There is no justice in the world... : Anonymous 09/03/16(Sat)17:15:16 No.702431870 Pervert.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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If anon says it still counts, it still counts. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/20/19(Fri)05:56:20 No.816617250 > Be me > Live in norway > Go to club > Buy expensive drink > Start talking to a girl > Girl is pretty > Buy drink to a gril > Start making out with a girl 137 KB PNG > Go to toilet with a gril > Take my hand down here panties Mfw i realised she have a d--- This is how i lost my verginity. F--- you kissless virgins 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anon lives in Australia | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side 15 KB JPG to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----

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Anon stands up to normie | /r/Greentext

1418776509444.jpg 10 KB JPG >normie asks me the time >"i dont know" >"look at your watch" >look at her right in the eyes >"no"

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Anon cucks a short Italian plumber | /r/Greentext

> be me > shoot p--- occasionally > f--- some hot chick > she has a husband, but whatever we sex > cameraman is a stoner, kinda weird but good at his job > husband hears rumors, tries to catch us in the act > hear he has found out where we are > oshit.jpeg > we hide while the cameraman tries to save the situation > "sorry, but your princess is in another castle" > he buys it > mfw 31.6 kB PNG

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Anon gets a promotion | /r/Greentext

>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk 38 KB JPG >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy

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Anon's sarcasm is r/nextfuckinglevel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)20:10:41 No.61917729 holy f---... R 36 KB JPG : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)20:18:18 No.61917839 >>61917729 (OP) # it's over for the manlet >>61917902 # : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)20:23:20 No.61917902 >>61917729 (OP) # >>61917839 # Heh hes still going to get f------ destroyed by floyd 17 KB JPG >>61917923 # >>61918503 # >>61919894 # >>61921137 # : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)21:08:29 No.61918503 >>61917902 # >floyd Didn't he die last year? 88 KB PNG >>61918961 # >>61927515 # >>61929027 # : Anonymous 06/06/21(Sun)21:43:15 No.61918961 WES >>61918503 # He can breathe now John Floyd 98 KB PNG

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Anon is stuck inside the 4chan matrix | /r/Greentext

E500C3AB-FCBD-4C06-B75F-F3DC53E35607.png 58 KB PNG >walk into Subway by myself >forget im in real life >see white woman >audibly sav "white woman spotted"

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Anon doesn’t know what that was about | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:18:12 No.48594932 >doorbell rings >its a young girl >shes barefoot >she's just staring at me in silence >"what? what do you want?" >she walks away 42 KB PNG What the F--- was that about. Should I be worried? 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:28:53 No.48595087 >"what? what do you want?" why would you say that to a poor clearly abused little girl, have you no heart? 34 KB JPG >>48595095 # : Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:29:39 No.48595095 >>48595087 # Right? Should have grabbed her and show her what real abuse look like, the f------ crybaby.

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Anon does not like PC gamers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/18/18(Mon)10:46:10 No.46196821 >be walking through town center >come across a father and his teen daughter having an argument >"Dad i dont want a f------ computer to game on, im getting a Xbox!" 42 KB JPG >"But computers are so much better! Arte you f------ dumb, im not letting you get an xbox!" >she turns away from him >father lets out a primal roar and tears off his trousers to reveal a 24 inch overclocked c--- with a GTX 1070 inserted into his b------- >he charges at his daughter and spears her up the ass >she melts into cooling fluid and spunk and drains back into his balls >Fathers balls swell to reveal their LED aesthetics >father turns to an onlooking woman who is quivvering and soaking >rams his overcock into her p---- >unloads his daughter into her >after 5 seconds woman gives birth to a teenage boy >he stands up >"hey dad can you help me build my PC please?" >father hugs him while sobbing with joy f------ hate PC master racers

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Anon is an intern | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)13:59:22 No.53483337 >Вe me >in order to get a degree i need to do an internship >work really hard but the company told me that they won't pay me >depression.jpeg 266 KB GIF >walking down the street >see an homeless people >feel sorry for him >give him some money >at least I make someone feel better >wait a minute >mfw today he earned more money than me Honk

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How do i get muscley eyes? the | /r/Greentext

No.53071195 2 hours ago 1560540895 cover2.jpg JPG 55.7 KIB 1137x640 Just finished watching a video on what bodyparts girls prefer, most say the eyes. >Tfw I've been skipping eye day my whole life What exercises can I do to get more muscley eyes? 13 replies ...

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Anon is the hero we deserve | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/28/18(Wed)23:47:44 No.786096503 I'll start >be me, 8 year old first grader >watched nothing but Christopher Nolan's Dark Knight for weeks >spring break's over, back to 4 KB PNG school >watching over all the citizens from the playground castle when I hear my calling "STOO0OP! CUT IT OO0OUT!" It's Joker Chad harassing Rachel! >"I'd better get there fast..." >climb to the tallest point possible >spread jacket as wide as possible >dislocate my shoulder and bruise the entire right half of my body from the fall Wasn't allowed to play outside after that.

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