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: Anonymous (ID: CznyA98M) 09/11/19(Wed)13:59:20 No.226234236 >Be THC oil cartridge >Very popular among teens as it gets you extremely stoned and the smell dissipates faster than smoke 26 KB JPG >Kids are retarded and buy cheap cartridges from chinese Instagram accounts that ship directly to your house because they don't know how to use the darknet >Kids start getting sick by vaping low quality THC cartridges with dangerous ingredients >Big tobacco uses this as an opportunity to demonize all vapes, including nicotine vapes >boomers eat it up without question >Trump is set to ban vaping flavored nicotine juice >Cigarettes are still okay though Boomers are retarded. 237 Replies / 34 Images View Thread

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 05/07/21(Fri)00:58:15 No.853835850 >be me >5000bc >tribe having big unga bunga >not sure if I should go because chadgar will be there >decide f--- it, throw on my best pelt and 252 KB JPG skull hat >whole tribe is there >see my crush wilma wearing tight pelt, her boulders and melons really look great wrapped in mammoth skin >really get into the melodic grunting music >accidentally unga when every else bunga'd >mfw chadgar knocks wilma out and drags her back to his cave while everyone laughs at me

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Anon takes an autism test | /r/Greentext

1616177247744.jpg, 47KİB, 611x721 Anonymous Thu 06 May 2021 01:30:15 No.853737183 Quoted By: >>853737617 >be 9 yo me >finally get to take autism test >100% >nailedit.png >ask lady when I get to pic my super power >she says autists don't have super power >tell her I saw it on tv >she still says no >get upset >go home >tell mommy I passed the autism test but they wouldn't let me pic a superpower >mfw I'm an autist >mfw Anyways, how did you find out you belong on 4channels?

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Anon plays with Mexican | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG 43 KB JPG >"CAAAAASSSSO000 CEEEERRRRRAAAAADOOO0000" >police sirens >dog barking

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Anon is in the Army | /r/Greentext

>Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready 108 KB JPG >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells "i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "O0000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

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Trash, life is | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)06:56:29 No.6354289: >grew my hair to be a trap >look like pic related Life is trash. 93 KB JPG 29 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Anon can hear his neighbours | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)12:54:54 No.57667472 My neighbor is beating his wife right now. Should I call the cops? Ever since the lock down s--- I hear them arguing more and more, then just now I heard her crying and him shouting "shut the f--- up". 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)12:55:58 No.57667483 Maybe she should shut the f--- up. >>57667686 # >>57671256 # >>57673319 #

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Anon realizes that depression is cringe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)20:52:32 No.853820308 >be me >have deppression >go to hospital for suicidal thoughts >got meds that never worked 9 KB JPG >realize deppression is cringe >litteraly just decide to not have it anymore >mfw it f------ worked 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)18:10:52 No.63548834 >went to my local playground today to play and mingle >befriend a 6 yr old named Will >pretty chill kid >we talk about life and our hobbies >f------ roastie bitch calls the cops on me for being "creepy" 181 KB JPG >mfw I was just shooting the s--- with Will Why do roasties always spoil the fun? 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon realizes | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: CYaRgWDp 07/28/17(Fri)08:3 >>135275894 >>135276090 >>135276165 >>135277069 >>135278 >>135286564 >>135286951 >>135289136 >>135289396 >>135290 >Brother is a history teacher for kids in 5th grade >Told me he brought up 9/11 to his class >Said kids went instantly insane >They didn't know it was real >One kid said he thought it was just a meme

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Anon is a 65 year old man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:41:52 No.792468115 > be me, 65yo > be on the bus > bored as f--- > listening to music > favourite song comes on > fuckyeah.png > snap along to the beat > mfw half the people on the bus disappear 49 KB JPG

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Idk if it has been posted but this one made laugh hard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 770101768 17 min, ago .. Green text story >Go to bar >Modern Jukebox in corner »Start to browse »See Africa by Toto >Put in 500$ >50 cents per song >Select Africa 1000 times 71 KA PNG >Takes a minute »People start to stare >Leave bar PAfrica is 4 minutes 30 seconds >100 plays = 75 hours >Return a couple days later- at hour 48 >Africa is still playing >l set down and order a drink >Partons look miserable >Bar staff is imitable >An haur goes by >Finally the bar owner emerges from the back furious >Starts trying to unplug machine >Can't- too heavy and its plugged in via extension chard behind the wall Patrons try to help >All the patrons except me >l say "it's a good song" and immediately some black dude screams "shut the f--- up" >Still cannot unplug >You could say "it's something 100 men could never do >Patrons and owner are furious still and getting more angry >Owner picks up chair and starts to beat machine »Machine starts piaying "rains in Africa" on repeat >Everyone is now loosing their s--- >They continue to attack Jukebox for 45 minutes >Someone gets a shovel from god knows where >Machine is finally broken >Everyone cheers >Bar is dead quiet now PLeave >Come back a manth later (yesterday) >New Jukebox >This time I double down Select "Never gonna give you up" 1000 times >Leave >l shall return in 2 days O REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

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Femanon haven't taken the meds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:27:06 No.63515680 >be you >think women have it easier bcuz more dating options Okay fair >be you >have barren yard, a couple weeds here and there 61 KB JPG >stacys yard also has weeds. >plenty of them >weeds are f------ s--- Having a lot of options doesnt mean theyre good or that youre in a good situation. Men are all s---. Men are terrible people. : Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:58:10 No.63515922 >>63515680 (OP) # >l have weeds in my garden >Men a all terrible Not sure if I follow your line of thinking there. Have you taken your meds today?

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