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>Be me in army >mandatory in my s----- country >first time we noob soldiers fire our guns >we lay in the ground and get ready 108 KB JPG >drill instructor yells "are you ready?" >i yell back "ai ai captain" >random guy two rows away yells "i cant hear you" >drill instructor mad and tries to find out who mocked him >i yell again "O0000000" >random guy shots a rock 10 meters in front of him from laughter ( the target was 300 meter away) >dust rises up and one general runs and screams at drill instructor >we march back to camp 10 kilometers instead of driving >i am attending the "i cant hear you" guy wedding next week

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Trash, life is | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)06:56:29 No.6354289: >grew my hair to be a trap >look like pic related Life is trash. 93 KB JPG 29 Replies / 10 Images View Thread

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Anon can hear his neighbours | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)12:54:54 No.57667472 My neighbor is beating his wife right now. Should I call the cops? Ever since the lock down s--- I hear them arguing more and more, then just now I heard her crying and him shouting "shut the f--- up". 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/15/20(Wed)12:55:58 No.57667483 Maybe she should shut the f--- up. >>57667686 # >>57671256 # >>57673319 #

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Anon realizes that depression is cringe | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)20:52:32 No.853820308 >be me >have deppression >go to hospital for suicidal thoughts >got meds that never worked 9 KB JPG >realize deppression is cringe >litteraly just decide to not have it anymore >mfw it f------ worked 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon makes a friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)18:10:52 No.63548834 >went to my local playground today to play and mingle >befriend a 6 yr old named Will >pretty chill kid >we talk about life and our hobbies >f------ roastie bitch calls the cops on me for being "creepy" 181 KB JPG >mfw I was just shooting the s--- with Will Why do roasties always spoil the fun? 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon realizes | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous (ID: CYaRgWDp 07/28/17(Fri)08:3 >>135275894 >>135276090 >>135276165 >>135277069 >>135278 >>135286564 >>135286951 >>135289136 >>135289396 >>135290 >Brother is a history teacher for kids in 5th grade >Told me he brought up 9/11 to his class >Said kids went instantly insane >They didn't know it was real >One kid said he thought it was just a meme

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Anon is a 65 year old man | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/12/19(Tue)20:41:52 No.792468115 > be me, 65yo > be on the bus > bored as f--- > listening to music > favourite song comes on > fuckyeah.png > snap along to the beat > mfw half the people on the bus disappear 49 KB JPG

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Idk if it has been posted but this one made laugh hard | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 770101768 17 min, ago .. Green text story >Go to bar >Modern Jukebox in corner »Start to browse »See Africa by Toto >Put in 500$ >50 cents per song >Select Africa 1000 times 71 KA PNG >Takes a minute »People start to stare >Leave bar PAfrica is 4 minutes 30 seconds >100 plays = 75 hours >Return a couple days later- at hour 48 >Africa is still playing >l set down and order a drink >Partons look miserable >Bar staff is imitable >An haur goes by >Finally the bar owner emerges from the back furious >Starts trying to unplug machine >Can't- too heavy and its plugged in via extension chard behind the wall Patrons try to help >All the patrons except me >l say "it's a good song" and immediately some black dude screams "shut the f--- up" >Still cannot unplug >You could say "it's something 100 men could never do >Patrons and owner are furious still and getting more angry >Owner picks up chair and starts to beat machine »Machine starts piaying "rains in Africa" on repeat >Everyone is now loosing their s--- >They continue to attack Jukebox for 45 minutes >Someone gets a shovel from god knows where >Machine is finally broken >Everyone cheers >Bar is dead quiet now PLeave >Come back a manth later (yesterday) >New Jukebox >This time I double down Select "Never gonna give you up" 1000 times >Leave >l shall return in 2 days O REPLIES 1 IMAGE REPLY

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Femanon haven't taken the meds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:27:06 No.63515680 >be you >think women have it easier bcuz more dating options Okay fair >be you >have barren yard, a couple weeds here and there 61 KB JPG >stacys yard also has weeds. >plenty of them >weeds are f------ s--- Having a lot of options doesnt mean theyre good or that youre in a good situation. Men are all s---. Men are terrible people. : Anonymous 05/04/21(Tue)18:58:10 No.63515922 >>63515680 (OP) # >l have weeds in my garden >Men a all terrible Not sure if I follow your line of thinking there. Have you taken your meds today?

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Literally every conversation about Antinous Pius ever. | /r/Greentext

26m (5/6 13:13) · 11058542 3 Re · 0 Img · JPG · 2MB · (2300 × 3066) 2 Replies >become most powerful man on earth >do absolutely nothing Denaranon · 9m (5/6 13:31) · 11058630 >>11058542 (OP) >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded >Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls >Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs >1800 years later >F----- 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb s---. ...

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Anon gotem | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: kPkSv/99) 07/07/12(Sat)13:00:06M >be 14 year old boy >chat with girl of my age >tells me she's into older guys >pretend I'm 19 >sext with her >arrange meeting >go to her house >it's chris hanson >crew goes to jail for sexting with me

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Anon is a comedic prodigy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)21:31:19 No.63548708 >fail to make a joke >20 minute mental breakdown >refuse to speak to the person for 2 weeks out of embarassment 269 KB PNG : Anonymous 05/06/21(Thu)21:45:36 No.63548877 >>63548708 (OP) # >people with autism actually come here and its not just a meme holy kek

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Anon is an imposter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)08:05:52 No.62991407 >boss calls me into office >"hey anon we noticed you've been cold and unwelcoming to your new coworkers unless you fix that you're unfortunately done here" >"sorry im autistic" "OH... OH MY GOD... okay... i'm so 31 KB PNG sorry anon... get back to work and there's no issue here" wow im not even autistic but that was easy

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