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File: 1DABBE95-5154-4F9C-9018-9(.).jpg (205 KB, 2048x954) O Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)23:25:09 No.852874775 > >>852874950 >be me >wake up late on a Saturday >feeling good >great weather out >decide to take my dog for a walk >temperature is perfect, warm but with a breeze >find a $5 Bill on the sidewalk while I'm walking >put it in my pocket and keep walking >pull out my phone and my headphones to listen to music >phone is 100% charged >put headphones in and pull up my playlist >press shuffle >favorite song is the first song playing >take my dog to dog park >let him run off-leash and sit down on the bench >qt 3.14 sits down next to me >short black hair that curls outwards at the ends >start up conversation and we hit it off >talk about our jobs and turns out she's a police detective >cops are a huge turn on for me >we talk for almost an hour until she has to go >gives me her number and leaves >stay at the park for about 30 minutes until dog walks up to me and lets me know he's ready to go >walk home with the breeze blowing >get inside and the inside of the house is perfectly warm >walk to the kitchen >pull out some pans and s--- and start cooking >decide to cook a steak >listen it some music and cook it >sit down and eat it when it's done >best steak l've eaten in my life >give some of the leftover pieces to my dog (not too much, I care about his health) >dark out now, so head to bed >turn the air on and get the house nice and cool >lay down in the bed and turn on the TV >favorite show immediately comes on >dog comes into my room and curls onto my lap >best day of my life >suddenly remember French people exist mfw my entire day is ruined

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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