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File: divine. jpg (81 KB, 960x639) O Anonymous 04/24/21(Sat)20:31:18 No.852855867 >moving to Germany because of dad's job >my dad doesn't speak German, the germans do speak english but they're not fond of him >me and my sister are just immigrant kids among the other ones at school, nobody gives a s--- if you're the son of an engineer from Finland working on a big architecture project, you don't speak german >mom tells me to shut the f--- up and stop complaining about not having friends, I'm not better than anybody else >l don't want to be better than anybody else, I'm just tired of not having friends >one night find dad sitting on the curb with a bottle of vodka, a bunch of turkish men and an english-turkish dictionary >they don't really speak german, but they think it's funny that dad goes back and forth with the dictionary, trying to find words to speak with them >he's learning full sentences, one thing he can say is "this is my son" >his new friends smile and pat me on the back, introduce me to their children >their kids speak english and german, we translate for our dads >end up hanging out with the turkish kids at school >they are less alone, because they have each other >but we bond over our dads not speaking german

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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