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Board /b/ - Random Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)23:41:35 No.852431117 >be me >14 years ago >2nd grader on playground >picking my nose >little bitch called ryan sees me >threatens to tell people l'm eating 206 KB JPG boogers >l'm not letting my playground streeet cred be ruined by some d------ > panic and say l'll bribe him for 5 dollars >he says ok, and I say l'll come with the money tommorow >next day >this bitch asks for the money >Say I forgot >this repeats every so often for about 3 weeks >eventaully ryan has had enough of my s--- >its recess >go into bathroom >start pissing at urinal >3 kids come in >turn around >oh s--- oh s--- its ryan >one of these f-------- trys to punch me >l'm still peeing, and give them a golden shower >they still beat the s--- out of me >mfw i got beaten by the playground mafia

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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Anonymous 03/24/16(Thu)06: 47:58 No.675573664 I Am Veteran Doctor >Be a new doctor >Very new >Man comes in with pains in the stomach >He said he hasn't ate in 4 days >Don't know what to do >Put leaches on his legs >After 17 jars he looks really pale >Are you a vampire? >"Nay" >That is what a vampire would say.manuscript >He is stabbed with a stake >He dies >l remember that vampires die if stabbed in the heart with wooden stake >He died so he must have been a vampire >King rewards me with 20 silver pieces and a nice hat >l am Doctor

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: Anonymous 10/12/17(Thu)23:00:07 No.40366294 >love having pressure on top of me >buy a weighted blanket so I can have something snug and warm lay on top of me and feel like l'm being hugged 96 KB JPG >do more research >find out weighted blankets are made for autistic kids oh no

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Anon's first and only experience | /r/Greentext

>>63285419 # Damn it took me a while. Well here we go OP >Be me years ago >17 yo virgin autistic >Managed to find a 6.5/10 20ish years 8 KB PNG old gf >She is somewhat masculine, a tomboy in its primal stage, nymphomaniac always looking for the D >Don't really like her but whatev.png better than nothing >One afternoon we are alone at her house >She has to go to the bathroom, follow her >She pees, gets up without wiping and tells me to lay down on the sofa >Foreshadowing.png >She wants the D and takes off my trousers >She giggles a bit when i show my D, says she sucked on bigger ones >Whatevpart2.btmp >Tells me to put on a condom, i do >She proceeds to blow me >why the condom then >Worstblowjobever.jpg thanks to the condom >C-- after 10 mins >Post nut clarity starts to rise >Her turn >She shoves my face into her rancid distillery >Can hardly breath, WW1 soldiers had it better with mustard gass >Taste is even worse than the smell >Feels like hours have passed >My mouth is basically a bladder with teeth >She gets up to light a c-- >l make up an excuse and gtfo without even rinsing my mouth with water >1 hr bus ride to contemplate what just happened with the taste still present >Mfw years later I am instinctively repulsed by sex because of this experience >Mfw that's the only sexual experience of my life >Mfw i got a boner while writing this

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Anon doesn’t like landwhales | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)14:12:39 No.852470659 #we are tires CAN'T PROT TOUCH THTSE Untitled.jpg 231 KB JPG > implying anyone would want to touch this

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Anon inherits doctor status | /r/Greentext

> be me > mentor recently died, I therefore inherited his status as doctor > 7th century idk > walk past the farms on my way to the castle 149 KB PNG > see a family of peasants waiting for me > male is sick, has a big fleshy orb on his back > *notices buldge* ö>õ what's this? > "please cure my husband, he's become ill" > no clue w-- he has > sure.carvedstone > poke with doctors stick > buldge bursts > whitish cream bursts everywhere > looks like spider blood > smells like spider blood > tastes like spider blood > declare farmer possessed by spider > burned alive at the stake > king pays me godly for preventing spider disease from spreading > feelsgoodman

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Anon gets fits in | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)12:30:34 No.789444903 >be me 3 years ago >16 years old >Not many friends. >Feel alone as hell, see everyone partying and s--- and I'm sitting around at home. >Classmate at school talking about going out for a drive with friends. 38 KB JPG >Looks at me >"Hey anon! Your a funny dude, how about you join us" >Heart skips a beat, this is all I have ever wanted. >We go out eat some chipolte, go too Walmart and f--- around there. Buy like 15 king sized kit Kats for s---- n giggles. >Finally they dropped me off at home >I hate home, mom is terrible. >Obvious frown >Friendo looks at me "hey.. we'll see you around anon. You fit right in. >Smiled and nodded >Walked inside room and cried happiness cry.

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Anon frauds as a Chad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Trolling tales? 04/19/21(Mon)16:53:29 No.63285470 >be me >trucel, ugly as f--- >start messing with face app and the face-swapping >idea.jpg >Go to discord server with a bunch of retards who post their face to get "ratings" >Start calling people ugly, they ask to see what I 8 KB JPG look like >send image of me faceswapped with a 10/10 Chad >They don't buy it, I keep insisting that its me >Eventually I offer to send a time stamped pic with my username to confirm it, they say fine >quickly make Chad photo with me holding the time stamp and send it >they are speechless >they start coping and call me a jackass for making fun of them at first >double down on it, call them bitter incels >Eventually after a hilarious half hour of arguing I get banned >mfw

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OP’s Coworker Thirsty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)12:44:31 No.852461236 >be me 20 >at work >been flirting with 45 y/o milf constantly >she texts me whilst im infront of her in a room of people >"take my bottle, go pee in it, and 39 KB JPG hand it to me > do so > she drinks it in front of everyone whilst making eye contact with me. >h-------- do you believe my story? cos i swear to you this happened today.

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Anon discovers marketing tactics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)00:33:22 No.63265253 > be ceo of bacon megacorporation > want to improve profits > sell "thin-sliced" bacon as cheap alternative to normal bacon > do this for years > start marketing the thin-sliced 50 KB PNG bacon as normal > regular bacon is "thick-cut" > do this for years > other bacon megacorps adopt your strategy > general public accepts thin-sliced bacon as new normal > raise prices > thin-sliced bacon is the price of old normal bacon > old normal bacon is now thick-cut bacon at higher price > profit View Thread

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Anon has a younger sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous little sister becoming a thot 04/19/21(Mon)21:06:28 No.63286905 >be me >have a 6 year old sister >she's into brazillian funk (sings about f------ women) >she shakes her ass often while listening to it >bitchy attitude >spoiled brat 59 KB PNG >has everything she asks for, not before screaming and shouting at my parents >tells her to stfu >tells on my parents >parents shout at me >she recently discovered tik tok >ffs i don't want my sister to be a thot c---. i f------ hate the c--- youtubers that are influencing her to this. F---. : Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)21:09:06 No.63286926 >>63286905 (OP) # pics n----

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Anon is beautiful | /r/Greentext

File: 1616836179394.jpg (143 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)23:10:15 No.852240561 > >>852240644 >>852240723 >>852240780 >>852240943 >>852241375 >>852241514 >>852241600 >>852241784 >>852241842 >>852241929 >>852242139 >>852242263 >>852242311 >>852242638 >>852242775 >>852242891 >>852243091 Am I ugly? Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)23:11:29 No.852240623 ► No. You're far worse than ugly >> O Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)23:11:48 No.852240644 >>852242948 File: tictactoe.png (1.7 MB, 1200x1200) >>852240561 (OP). your turn

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I know it's a repost but it's one of my favorites and I haven't seen it on here in a while so I figured I'd post | /r/Greentext

>>35574459 # reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- >get on the computer >go to youtube >really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (I don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up >get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do >"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~25 times >l thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"

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Board /b/ - Random Settings Mobile Home : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)23:41:35 No.852431117 >be me >14 years ago >2nd grader on playground >picking my nose >little bitch called ryan sees me >threatens to tell people l'm eating 206 KB JPG boogers >l'm not letting my playground streeet cred be ruined by some d------ > panic and say l'll bribe him for 5 dollars >he says ok, and I say l'll come with the money tommorow >next day >this bitch asks for the money >Say I forgot >this repeats every so often for about 3 weeks >eventaully ryan has had enough of my s--- >its recess >go into bathroom >start pissing at urinal >3 kids come in >turn around >oh s--- oh s--- its ryan >one of these f-------- trys to punch me >l'm still peeing, and give them a golden shower >they still beat the s--- out of me >mfw i got beaten by the playground mafia

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