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: Anonymous Trolling tales? 04/19/21(Mon)16:53:29 No.63285470 >be me >trucel, ugly as f--- >start messing with face app and the face-swapping >idea.jpg >Go to discord server with a bunch of retards who post their face to get "ratings" >Start calling people ugly, they ask to see what I 8 KB JPG look like >send image of me faceswapped with a 10/10 Chad >They don't buy it, I keep insisting that its me >Eventually I offer to send a time stamped pic with my username to confirm it, they say fine >quickly make Chad photo with me holding the time stamp and send it >they are speechless >they start coping and call me a jackass for making fun of them at first >double down on it, call them bitter incels >Eventually after a hilarious half hour of arguing I get banned >mfw

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)12:44:31 No.852461236 >be me 20 >at work >been flirting with 45 y/o milf constantly >she texts me whilst im infront of her in a room of people >"take my bottle, go pee in it, and 39 KB JPG hand it to me > do so > she drinks it in front of everyone whilst making eye contact with me. >h-------- do you believe my story? cos i swear to you this happened today.

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Anon discovers marketing tactics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)00:33:22 No.63265253 > be ceo of bacon megacorporation > want to improve profits > sell "thin-sliced" bacon as cheap alternative to normal bacon > do this for years > start marketing the thin-sliced 50 KB PNG bacon as normal > regular bacon is "thick-cut" > do this for years > other bacon megacorps adopt your strategy > general public accepts thin-sliced bacon as new normal > raise prices > thin-sliced bacon is the price of old normal bacon > old normal bacon is now thick-cut bacon at higher price > profit View Thread

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: Anonymous little sister becoming a thot 04/19/21(Mon)21:06:28 No.63286905 >be me >have a 6 year old sister >she's into brazillian funk (sings about f------ women) >she shakes her ass often while listening to it >bitchy attitude >spoiled brat 59 KB PNG >has everything she asks for, not before screaming and shouting at my parents >tells her to stfu >tells on my parents >parents shout at me >she recently discovered tik tok >ffs i don't want my sister to be a thot c---. i f------ hate the c--- youtubers that are influencing her to this. F---. : Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)21:09:06 No.63286926 >>63286905 (OP) # pics n----

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Anon is beautiful | /r/Greentext

File: 1616836179394.jpg (143 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)23:10:15 No.852240561 > >>852240644 >>852240723 >>852240780 >>852240943 >>852241375 >>852241514 >>852241600 >>852241784 >>852241842 >>852241929 >>852242139 >>852242263 >>852242311 >>852242638 >>852242775 >>852242891 >>852243091 Am I ugly? Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)23:11:29 No.852240623 ► No. You're far worse than ugly >> O Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)23:11:48 No.852240644 >>852242948 File: tictactoe.png (1.7 MB, 1200x1200) >>852240561 (OP). your turn

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I know it's a repost but it's one of my favorites and I haven't seen it on here in a while so I figured I'd post | /r/Greentext

>>35574459 # reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- >get on the computer >go to youtube >really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (I don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up >get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do >"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~25 times >l thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"

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Anon loves turkey sandwiches | /r/Greentext

1h (4/19 18:58) · 63285728 11 Re · 1 Img · JPG 373KB · (1079 × 1038) 2 Replies My 25 turkey sandwich 火鸡三明治 H srg >be me >Job in China as a foreigner >try to learn the language but pronunciation is tough >saying ching chong can only get me so far >want a turkey sandwich for lunch every day >go to a tattoo parlor and tat that bad boy >every time I go to a restaurant I just flex my arms at the hot Chinese waitresses >works every time boys

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Anon was bored | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)17:49:54 No.852444675 >be me >bored asf >lightbulb.jpg >make fake feminist pages on ig and tiktok >make a post saying "men are planning "national r--- day tomorrow" 63 KB JPG >get tons of likes and shares >other pages start posting about it too >kek >does it again but say its on april 24th >get even more likes >phone is blowing up from people tagging their friends on my post how dumber can women be? at this point, they'll just believe anything these pages post. guess its time to send them back to the kitchen should i start another rumor for pride month to scare the f------ and trannies?

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Anon looks inward for happiness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)08:20:17 No.852447592 >be me >sad about small d--- >buy clone a willy >make my c--- into a dildo >suck my own cockdildo >w--.jpg >this s--- feels huge in my mouth 7 KB JPG >i no longer feel sad about my d--- >i appreciate my c--- now >thanks clone a willy

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: Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)13:04:08 No.7041203 >cave painting girl will be never real it not fair 3 KB PNG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)13:06:23 No.7041213 grog is f-- >>7041222 # : Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)13:07:53 No.7041222 >>7041213 # grog not!

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: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)04:33:16 No.62992511 >be me >be 12 >playing minecraft >the software my mom and dad put on the computer is going to kick me off in 30 minutes 258 KB PNG >mom and dad are fighting >the timer is running out >they're still fighting >l'm not having any fun >l need to have fun now I'm running out of time >mom and dad are still fighting >I need to have fun NOW BEFORE IT RUNS OUT OF TIME >10 MINUTES LEFT ON THE TIMER >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >5 MINUTES LEFT >l'M NOT DONE YET I DIDNT HAVE ANY FUN TODAY >l'M NOT READY TO GET OFF >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >THE TIMER FINISHES >IT KICKS ME OUT OF MY ACCOUNT >I DONT KNOW THE ADMIN PASSWORD >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >sit in room alone >i can hear mom and dad fighting upstairs >cry because I'm not allowed more time on the computer >tomorrow is Monday >I can't play computer on school days >mom and dad are still fighting >cry

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: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)13:33:01 No.852440529 /RFI I've never done one of these so don't get mad if I mess something up please neets >be me 49 KB JPG >18 year old girl (not posting t--- and not gtfo'ing) >prefers hanging out with boys but not enough to become a tomboy out of fear of dad thinking l'm a weirdo >hang out with boys because they are cooler >hang out with 1 boy more so than the other boys >develop feelings for him >he thinks I like him, which I do, so he asks me out and I say no out of fear of messing something up >he asks me why I hang out with him if I don't wanna date him >lie that I'm a lesbian for whatever f------ reason >he believes me >he starts looking at other girls >anger and jealously.jpg >feel like s--- >too scared to tell him that l actually lied to him what do I do

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Anon goes to university | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)02:42:47 No.63268482 >go to university >expect a Plato's Academy experience with the country's top intellectual minds >first day >"okay everyone get into circles and introduce yourselves" 161 KB JPG >huh >"I'm your professor and friend and I go by she/he pronouns" >what >"tonight's assignment will be to write a response to this material I wrote" >why >buy $1000 worth of professor's s--- >professor doesn't actually read your responses >disagree with professor's opinion >get low participation grade >start agreeing >get a higher grade >entire school puts minimum effort into everything >cheating rampant >rona hits >go into $50k debt for zoom streams

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: Anonymous Trolling tales? 04/19/21(Mon)16:53:29 No.63285470 >be me >trucel, ugly as f--- >start messing with face app and the face-swapping >idea.jpg >Go to discord server with a bunch of retards who post their face to get "ratings" >Start calling people ugly, they ask to see what I 8 KB JPG look like >send image of me faceswapped with a 10/10 Chad >They don't buy it, I keep insisting that its me >Eventually I offer to send a time stamped pic with my username to confirm it, they say fine >quickly make Chad photo with me holding the time stamp and send it >they are speechless >they start coping and call me a jackass for making fun of them at first >double down on it, call them bitter incels >Eventually after a hilarious half hour of arguing I get banned >mfw

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