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File: 1616836179394.jpg (143 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)23:10:15 No.852240561 > >>852240644 >>852240723 >>852240780 >>852240943 >>852241375 >>852241514 >>852241600 >>852241784 >>852241842 >>852241929 >>852242139 >>852242263 >>852242311 >>852242638 >>852242775 >>852242891 >>852243091 Am I ugly? Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)23:11:29 No.852240623 ► No. You're far worse than ugly >> O Anonymous 04/16/21(Fri)23:11:48 No.852240644 >>852242948 File: tictactoe.png (1.7 MB, 1200x1200) >>852240561 (OP). your turn

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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I know it's a repost but it's one of my favorites and I haven't seen it on here in a while so I figured I'd post | /r/Greentext

>>35574459 # reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- >get on the computer >go to youtube >really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (I don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up >get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do >"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~25 times >l thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"

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Anon loves turkey sandwiches | /r/Greentext

1h (4/19 18:58) · 63285728 11 Re · 1 Img · JPG 373KB · (1079 × 1038) 2 Replies My 25 turkey sandwich 火鸡三明治 H srg >be me >Job in China as a foreigner >try to learn the language but pronunciation is tough >saying ching chong can only get me so far >want a turkey sandwich for lunch every day >go to a tattoo parlor and tat that bad boy >every time I go to a restaurant I just flex my arms at the hot Chinese waitresses >works every time boys

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Anon was bored | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)17:49:54 No.852444675 >be me >bored asf >lightbulb.jpg >make fake feminist pages on ig and tiktok >make a post saying "men are planning "national r--- day tomorrow" 63 KB JPG >get tons of likes and shares >other pages start posting about it too >kek >does it again but say its on april 24th >get even more likes >phone is blowing up from people tagging their friends on my post how dumber can women be? at this point, they'll just believe anything these pages post. guess its time to send them back to the kitchen should i start another rumor for pride month to scare the f------ and trannies?

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Anon looks inward for happiness | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)08:20:17 No.852447592 >be me >sad about small d--- >buy clone a willy >make my c--- into a dildo >suck my own cockdildo >w--.jpg >this s--- feels huge in my mouth 7 KB JPG >i no longer feel sad about my d--- >i appreciate my c--- now >thanks clone a willy

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Grog is gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)13:04:08 No.7041203 >cave painting girl will be never real it not fair 3 KB PNG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)13:06:23 No.7041213 grog is f-- >>7041222 # : Anonymous 08/19/18(Sun)13:07:53 No.7041222 >>7041213 # grog not!

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anon isn't having fun | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/31/21(Wed)04:33:16 No.62992511 >be me >be 12 >playing minecraft >the software my mom and dad put on the computer is going to kick me off in 30 minutes 258 KB PNG >mom and dad are fighting >the timer is running out >they're still fighting >l'm not having any fun >l need to have fun now I'm running out of time >mom and dad are still fighting >I need to have fun NOW BEFORE IT RUNS OUT OF TIME >10 MINUTES LEFT ON THE TIMER >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >5 MINUTES LEFT >l'M NOT DONE YET I DIDNT HAVE ANY FUN TODAY >l'M NOT READY TO GET OFF >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >THE TIMER FINISHES >IT KICKS ME OUT OF MY ACCOUNT >I DONT KNOW THE ADMIN PASSWORD >MOM AND DAD ARE STILL FIGHTING >sit in room alone >i can hear mom and dad fighting upstairs >cry because I'm not allowed more time on the computer >tomorrow is Monday >I can't play computer on school days >mom and dad are still fighting >cry

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Femanon has autism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)13:33:01 No.852440529 /RFI I've never done one of these so don't get mad if I mess something up please neets >be me 49 KB JPG >18 year old girl (not posting t--- and not gtfo'ing) >prefers hanging out with boys but not enough to become a tomboy out of fear of dad thinking l'm a weirdo >hang out with boys because they are cooler >hang out with 1 boy more so than the other boys >develop feelings for him >he thinks I like him, which I do, so he asks me out and I say no out of fear of messing something up >he asks me why I hang out with him if I don't wanna date him >lie that I'm a lesbian for whatever f------ reason >he believes me >he starts looking at other girls >anger and jealously.jpg >feel like s--- >too scared to tell him that l actually lied to him what do I do

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Anon goes to university | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)02:42:47 No.63268482 >go to university >expect a Plato's Academy experience with the country's top intellectual minds >first day >"okay everyone get into circles and introduce yourselves" 161 KB JPG >huh >"I'm your professor and friend and I go by she/he pronouns" >what >"tonight's assignment will be to write a response to this material I wrote" >why >buy $1000 worth of professor's s--- >professor doesn't actually read your responses >disagree with professor's opinion >get low participation grade >start agreeing >get a higher grade >entire school puts minimum effort into everything >cheating rampant >rona hits >go into $50k debt for zoom streams

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Anon is productive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)23:32:06 No.852395949 > be me > put phone on do not disturb to work on assignments > check phone after 5 hours > 0 notifications > mfw 151 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/18/21(Sun)23:32:50 No.852395998

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anon says the n-word | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)22:51:26 No.852011165 >Be me >Be in English class in Highschool >Very conservative school, yet there is one very liberal girl who happens to be black >She is also very stupid >Go up and ask, "Say sniggers 3 times 13 KB JPG fast" >"Niggersniggersniggers?" >Whole class turns their heads >"N------" Calls out a white boy in the back. >One by one they all start chanting "N------! N------! N------!" >Even the teacher joins in Someone begins shouting "LEAVE" between the N------. >Whole classroom shouts "LEAVE! N------!" >Liberal black girl begins bawling. >Leaves >Whole classroom cheers and gets back to work >Come to school next day >Black liberal has committed suicide Am I to blame for her death?

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Anons are classic retards | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)11:06:12 No.552446992 >that kid who made a presentation on his favorite video games at school 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon)11:09:47 No.552447294 Nothing compared to the My Little Pony presentation I made when I was a brony. I still cringe thinking about it. 8 KB JPG >>552447362 # >>552447545 # >>552447680 # >>552448063 # >>552448401 # : Anonymous 04/19/21(Mon)11:12:55 No.552447532 >that kid who made a presentation on his favorite p--- stars at school 514 KB PNG >>552447680 # >>552447784 # >>552448448 #

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Anon likes moles | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/11/18(Tue)14:22:11 No.20341809 >be me >sit in class >remember one time in kindergarten when a girl took a s--- on a bench and got in problems for doing so >find that memory really f------ 13 KB JPG funny >burst out laughing >teacher gets p----- >asks what so funny >silence. Jpg >say that I thought about a mole >teacher looks at me like l'm retarded >mfw when I actually begin thinking about moles now >remember moles are blind and probably bump into each other all the time >begin laughing again >get detention

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