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: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)22:43:47 No.852290538 >be me -Rectum >just returned from trip abroad >before boarding the plane consumed a large amount of greasy disgusting airport Exterior sphincter Exterior sphincter food Interior sphincter >aboard plane gorged myself on plane 235 KB PNG food and snacks >order an Uber home from the airport >Ahmedthepajeet.bangladesh >25 minutes into Uber trip my stomach begins an ominous bubbling >attempt to hold back the rancid stench but it becomes a battle between man and sphincter muscle >slowly let out a 10 second long burst of barely digested filth >Uber driver is flaunting covid restrictions not wearing a mask - big mistake >he begins with a few short sniffs then a larger one of confirmation >feel him glance back at me >he starts coughing and spitting violently >red faced and absolutely retching >suddenly I hear a wetness to the dry retching and hear him vomit all over the front of himself >want to laugh so badly but he's trying to say something through the chunks >OUT OUT GET THE F--- OUT he yells as he swerves over to pull up >attempt to claim innocence asking if he's okay >keeps screaming at me until I get out on the side of the road >he speeds off and minutes later I receive the alert I've been charged full fair for the ride >become consumed with rage because he charged me full price >immediately fire off emails to Uber about him illegally not wearing a mask and how the smell of his vomit made me personally ill - carefully leaving out details of my putrid fart >next day I am contacted by Uber and given a full refund for my journey as well as credits for some future rides >they assure me he has been dealt with >laugh uncontrollably for days about his stupid vomiting face and the fact I probably got him fired for smelling my bowels >honestly feels good to be alive

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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