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: Anonymous 04/17/21(Sat)12:55:47 No.63256768 > The year is 2021 > You walk into a guitar center > you see 5 employees spread out over the store - Only one acknowledges your existence > "Can I help you find any gear today?" > They say it knowing damn well the 132 KB JPG response that is coming, " Na im just looking" > The stores stock is at half supply, probably has been for the past year > Only gear on display is either incredibly cheap or exspensive > $50 starter guitars and $2000 gibsons and fenders. > You browse the entire store, looking over everything as if you were going to buy it > After a good 40 minutes you find your way to the string area > you get a single pack of Ernie Ball slinkys > You go up the counter, "Is this all?" "Yes" >"Can I interest you in our string club? Is 25$ a month." > You decline > " How about a 5$ warranty on your strings? You never know wh-" >"No" >They begin to sweat, " How about signing up for our news letter and texting club? All we need is your nu-" > "No" > The manager peaks around the corner > "How about you open a guitar center gear club card? You can pay off these strings over ti-" "No" > The manager drags the cashier into the back room, his screams filling the whole store like a choir from hell > MEW I didn't even get to buy my strings

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
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