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: Anonymous 04/09/21 (Fri)15:00:08 No.851654096 >Be me >17 >Work at a drink place in an amusement park >Bathrooms closest to us are always closed 31 KB PNG >regularly steal drinks, it's part of the job >work with a hot girl my age >Start to be friends with her >One night it's just us, everyone else already left >We close the stand, get our large 60 oz drinks and chat for a bit >We finish our drinks, go to the bathroom to find it's closed >Start walking to our cars >She asks me if I want to learn some things >Never done anything with a girl >"uhh, sure" >She starts showing me to do intimate things >Start making out in her car >"So what else do people usually do?" >"They usually do stuff down there" >Start to finger her >After a while something happens, it gets wet >ls This what being wet is? >Keep going >After a while there's a bit more, doesn't bother me >"Umm, stop" >"Have you had enough?" >"No, I think I p----- myself" >We turn on the light, it's everywhere >Go to McDonalds for napkins >Spend 20 minutes cleaning ourselves >First time with a girl and she f------ p----- on me

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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