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>be me >freshman year high-school >pretty lonely, I have abunch of friends who are girls but they all already friend zoned me >chilling with my best friend >telling jokes, just having some fun 197 KB PNG >he is a f-- but I'm fine with him because he friendzoned me too >he says he's gonna get some more friends so we aren't just by ourselves >hes gone for a bit and in scrolling through my phone >he gets back >these two 10/10 goth girls sit down next to him >a 10/10 tomboy also sits down >cant_contain_the_boner.mp4 >we chat for a pretty long time >all three of the girls are really nice, genuinely interesting >one of the goth girls takes of her sweater and she's wearing a tank top >mommy milkies >we continue talking >evauntully bring up my friends faggotness >they say they are fine with it >"oh yeah l'm trans" says one of the girls >wait who said that >tomboy >"and we are lesbians" the two goth girls say >boner dies >"uh huh" I reply >didnt do anything the rest of the day >get home and cry in bed

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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