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Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)15:21:12 No.851204323 ► >driving with friend >accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick >we laugh as I park the car and unzip his pants >friend is laughing because he knows it just a joke >start sucking his d--- on this empty parking lot >almost choke on his d--- because im laughing so hard >friend also laughing and starts making train noises >BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO >he c--- and I swallow it like some f----- >friend kisses me and calls me a f----- while we both laughing our ass off gotta love playing pranks on my friends

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