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Anon gets bluepilled | /r/Greentext
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![: Anonymous E 03/27/21(Sat)00:25:05 No.62933648 >take gf to store to get groceries >buy her whatever she wants because I love her >plan to make lasagna together when we get home >but UH OH she spotted a rival female at the store so she has a f------ ridiculous self-pitying insecure meltdown as if I'm going to dump her right there in the cookie aisle and chase after some random thot I've never seen before 58 KB JPG and barely noticed anyway >fight all the way through the store >fight all the way home >fight as we make lasagna >fight after eating >still fighting now ALL BECAUSE THIS C--- SAW ONE OTHER F------ WOMAN SOMEWHERE IN PUBLIC I'm this [] close to just dumping this stupid c---, lI'm so tired of every f------ day being her moaning and whining about the fact that prettier girls than her exist, as if that's something can f------ control and can be blamed for I would like to stay with her because we get along and have built a decent little lifestyle together that works for us but I can't even buy the bitch lasagna noodles and ricotta without her having a f------ meltdown that random thot #45842735714812931203 has bigger t--- or skinnier arms or whatever the f--- she's mad about today](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/063/842/20f.jpg "Anon has a girlfriend | /r/Greentext")
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![: Anonymous (ID: BZdSa8cx) [+] 01/10/18 (Wed)01:25:26 No.156180338 46 KB JPG >be in high school >civic mirror >if you don't know what that is, it's kinda like competitive sims between classmates where you have to bring your assigned political agenda to life >MFW I got fascist >prepare you collective anus, classmates >gather all the guys in the class and form one party, call it "Gucci Lane" >class is pretty even between males and females but the females split into two parties >everybody in our massive party votes for our party, I am prime minister >first order of business is to make a law that makes me the eternal leader >girls get p-----, try to appeal it in court >fail but it was close, time for a new law >make it so that females no longer have the right to appeal in court >maximum feminist anger >they recruit the gay kid to fight for them >his case was poorly put together and it was him vs my entire party >we won, but this rebellion shall not go unpunished >new law time >females no longer have the right to own property >females must pay a 75% income tax >females only allowed to use the market after all the males are done >criticisms of the Gucci lane party have a $1,000,000.00 fine >teacher wouldn't let us create laws against the gay kid, but whatever >MFW the females were incapable of achieving their objectives and all got s----- marks >I got a 96% >MFW I'm the public school equivalent of hitler](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/408/885/445.jpg "Anon becomes Hitler in his school | /r/Greentext")
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