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: Anonymous (ID: wj12aqLR ) We are f----- 03/25/21(Thu)14:58:09 No.313615150 >The entire world economy is allah commands you to move, ship! relying on some retard in a crane >May take WEEKS >Economy is already nosediving 393 KB PNG Giving the Suez to the Egyptians was a mistake.

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous 03/24/21(Wed)21:09:10 No.62901665 >>62897044 (OP)# >be me >9 years old >think best friend stole my yugioh 40 KB JPG cards >he denies it >thats what a thief would say dot png >call his house on day >answer machine >uh uh bye >f--- >call again >uh mrs anon I think roboson stole my yugioh cards >hang up >feels good.mov >next day >call from Mrs anon >omg OP come round now and collect your cards Im so sorry >arrive feeling lower than Judas mixed with starscream >look at his cards >none of them are mine >oh s--- dot html >sorry mrs anon none of them are mine >lose best friend >kids make fun of me for being a taddle tail for like а year >still miss him sometimes Sorry bro

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: Anonymous 03/25/21(Thu)15:33:14 No.3847782 >Be me >Last summer >Walk around just in shorts without a top all summer >Becomes normal to me , clothes feel weird 234 KB PNG >Summer ends , still no clothes, don't feel cold >Still walking around in shorts and a vest in Winter >Fully climatized, weather doesn't bother me >Continue in -10° weather, still don't get cold >Try to wear a coat once , felt like a sauna , felt like I was going to pass out >Neveragain.exe >Everyone thinks i'm some subzero superhuman >Take the ChillPill

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New type of Mene Stute Univesity SAD PEPE MD dr pepe fleshlight Anonymous 04/04/19 (Thu) 21:22:52 No.8788503 [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts] I mean if you really wanted something close to a living p---- I have suggestion. >acquire a cow or horse heart >I recommend cows >they are more readily available at butcher shops >Take a pair of jumper cables >attach them to the pulmenary artery and superior vena cavalry. >Apply salt to the surface and watch for the muscle contractions >now be sure the heart is fresh and/or has been stored in a cooler. >if not fresh you won't be able to get the muscles to contract >that ruins the whole experience. >get the battery pumping jolts through the muscles >gently insert your "shaft" into the inferior vena cava >feel the overwhelming ecstasy of pulsating, living organ you're penetrating. Just a suggestion.

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: Anonymous 08/30/18(Thu)21:02:32 No.429680034 >be me >18 year old >go to a comic convention >go to a cosplay competition >dressed as a doom fighter >next to me is a samus cosplayer 193 KB PNG >very hot so I take of my helmet >she takes off her helmet >9/10 >we have a conversation >she invites me to her home >sexytime.jpg >she plays a loop of f-zero music >have sex to it >clean up >mfw she says to me that she is 25 >mfw she said that her roommate should be here >mfw I hear someone fapping in the corner

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ID: /yxYQ/7w No.313465944 42 minutes ago 234354454534.jpg JPG 20.0 KiB 474x407 United States >HE'S A WHITE CHUD >HE'S A MUSLIM LEFTIE >NO HE WASN'T >YES HE WAS Aren't we forgetting that 10 people were killed? Isn't that more important? 15 replies ID: bSVFiNfq No.313466238 38 minutes ago 1612035221364.jpg JPG 47.4 KiB 1280x720 Confederate >>313465944 (OP) >Isn't that more important? No. ...

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Anonymous 03/24/21(Wed)19:46:32 No.850412728 >read story about ancient Shigir Idol >idea.mp3 >Go to Home Depot, get 2x4s, 5 buckets of plaster >build frame, fill it wet plaster >take off clothes lay face down in plaster >make imprint of naked body >use carved firewood log to make penis imprint 5x larger >let plaster cast dry >bury it in backyard >mfw 15,000 years later future archeologists will discovery my body and think all ancient humans had giant d----.

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: Anonymous 03/24/21(Wed)21:51:56 No.62902152 >>62897044 (OP) # >have to do a presentation >in front of the whole class >it's being recorded >get up and and immediately start talking 21 KB JPG >i'm sweating >talking a million miles an hour >people are sniggering because l'm talking so quickly >get through a 5 minute presentation in half the time >finish and look at the teacher "Umm, that was great anon, but I hadn't started recording yet." >class erupts into laughter F------ bitch. Why didn't you just stop me? Women, I swear.

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: Anonymous (ID: wj12aqLR ) We are f----- 03/25/21(Thu)14:58:09 No.313615150 >The entire world economy is allah commands you to move, ship! relying on some retard in a crane >May take WEEKS >Economy is already nosediving 393 KB PNG Giving the Suez to the Egyptians was a mistake.

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