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![New type of Mene Stute Univesity SAD PEPE MD dr pepe fleshlight Anonymous 04/04/19 (Thu) 21:22:52 No.8788503 [Watch Thread] [Show All Posts] I mean if you really wanted something close to a living p---- I have suggestion. >acquire a cow or horse heart >I recommend cows >they are more readily available at butcher shops >Take a pair of jumper cables >attach them to the pulmenary artery and superior vena cavalry. >Apply salt to the surface and watch for the muscle contractions >now be sure the heart is fresh and/or has been stored in a cooler. >if not fresh you won't be able to get the muscles to contract >that ruins the whole experience. >get the battery pumping jolts through the muscles >gently insert your "shaft" into the inferior vena cava >feel the overwhelming ecstasy of pulsating, living organ you're penetrating. Just a suggestion.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/055/356/6ee.jpg "anon is a genius inventor | /r/Greentext")
