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Anonymous 4 minutes ago 850458031 >be me, 23 year old NEET >wake up at 6pm after a night of continuous pee pee playtime to sonic lewds (amy is so hot) >i feel hungry, so i walk to where mommy is >"mommy! mommy! macky dee yum yum time!" >a tear falls from her eye, obviously from my great idea >we get in the car, she gags from the smell of bleach and onions from my body >i ordered 20 nuggets and a big mac >i snack on the nuggets on our way home, spilling honey mustard sauce everywhere >"nuggie nuggie snacky time!"i chant >mommy sobs from my poetry >we pull into the garage >mommy said to go on ahead >she closes the garage door with car running >silly mommy wasting gas >i go to my room to eat my big mac and watch gumball >nichole is so hot Anonymous 2 minutes ago 850458118 Reddit tier.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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