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![File: 1610068571082.jpg (33 KB, 657x527) Anonymous 02/10/21(Wed)18:57:26 No.62270508 [Reply] >>62270665 >>62270677 >>62270781 >>62270796 >lesbian strapon p--- >about to nut >realize im alone im my room, behind my computer screen, how pathetic i am >f--- this s--- >close p--- and go take a shower I consider this a win L 2 roplies omitted Click boro to viow](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/022/431/ce7.jpg "What lies in our power to do, lies in our power not to do | /r/Greentext")
![File: apu sing.jpg (30 KB, 810x362) Anonymous 02/16/21(Tue)13:04:08 No.59886904 [Reply] ► >>59891650 2700 > walk into gym > THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST > OF YOU](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/022/409/900.jpg "anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext")
![File: 1442571422947.jpg (220 KB, 1182x966) Anonymous 03/07/16(Mon)18:05:16 No.672747306 [Reply] ► >>672749164 >be me >going to see the viewing of Zootopia >in the theater here they have an RPX viewing place where you can reserve seats >reserve the entire row, costs me almost $150 >this is the best row, the one right by the stairs >the one that all the moms with their little s---- go to sit at because it's the easiest to get to >sit right in the middle >hot cooked food to the left, drink, popcorn to the right >moms start pouring in with their spawn >trying to sit down >"sorry but all of these seats are reserved" >"for who?" >"for me" >"you can't do thať" >"yes, I can" >almost every single one of them ask to go see a manager, carrying their spawn along with them >manager comes in, I show him the tickets with the seat spot numbers as proof that I reserved the seats >"sorry ma'am, he reserved them, but there are plenty of other seats to sit at" >at this point they don't even care where they sit, they just don't want me to win >they start complaining to the manager about how it's b------- that I get to reserve every seat in the row and how they should change their policy to where each person can only reserve one seat and bla bla bla >manager backs me up though, what a trooper >they accept defeat and take their seats >few moments later, some people come in without kids, and go to sit down in the row I reserved >soccer mom in the row above me tells them in a very bitchy way "you can't sit there, he reserved every single seat in that row just for him. It's b-------" >"no it's fine, you guys can sit here" >this just pisses her off more >she storms out and gets a manager again >hear her yelling at the manager about how he's discriminating against her >she threatens to leave >he kid starts crying >she admits defeat again and sits down >l audibly laugh >"that's it" >she grabs her kid by the arm and leaves >mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/022/318/d28.png "Anon goes to the cinema | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous (ID: GiVukYbo) 06/20/14(Fri)10:28:03 No.552114428 [Reply] ► >went to highschool with this guy >dude literally had no neck >had to turn his whole body to look at something. >pivot master >he was kind of a prick too >in gym class one day >go back to locker rooms and s--- >after showering >goes to get his bag with clothes >some filled it full of bottles of head & shoulders >i laughed for goddamn week.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/022/282/198.png "Anon old classmate | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 2016-07-17 21:46:00 Post No. 30018056 [Report] Image search: [Google] 71 KB, 707x500 other normies? Normie here, and don't you REEEE me out just yet. I will see myself out after this thread dies. I just came here to ask you how do you call a normie that hates >be me 2 hours ago >it's 15 celsius (60 fehrenheit) >it's a bit chilly but all the normies are complaining like it's -430954353 degrees >go into a fast food that has a corner where they sell frozen yogurt and similar stuff >there was one 1 Chad and three Stacies (or the Chad\Stacy ratio was 2\2, didn't care really) >they were waiting for sweet pancakes or what ever normies like and standing in that corner >I pass them and order a frozen yogurt >the normies wen't from silent and bored to laugh a bit and talk something to each other while I felt their eyes on me >l started to feel rage because they can't mind their own business and that their normie mentality doesn't find it normal for someone to eat\drink something cold on a cold day >I saw them look at me trough the window when I exited Stupid s--------. It reminded me on time when I go out in just one sweatshirt during the winter because it's not cold for me and all the freezing normies are staring at me like I'm a madman.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/664/332/9ce.png "Anon hates normies | /r/Greentext")
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